1. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    15 Dec '05 09:22
    My contribution to spiritual humour for this festive season.

    God's law is unchanging, but that leaves a few small posers (Cape Times,
    December 15)
    I wish to thank Steve Thomas (December 9) for doing so much to educate
    people regarding God's Law. I have learnt a great deal from his letter, and
    when some people try to defend their homosexual lifestyle I will simply
    refer them to Thomas' letter and remind them that Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13
    clearly states it to be an abomination.
    End of debate.
    I do need some advice from him, however, regarding some of the other
    specific laws and how to follow them:
    * When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice I know it creates a
    pleasing smell for the Lord - Leviticus 1:9. The problem is my neighbours.
    They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
    * I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
    21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
    * I know I am not allowed to have contact with a woman while she is in her
    period of menstrual uncleanness - Leviticus 15:19-24. The problem is, how
    do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.
    * Leviticus 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and
    female, provided they are purchased from neighbouring nations. A friend of
    mine claims that this applies to Namibia, but not Zimbabwe. Can Thomas
    clarify? Why can't I own a Zimbabwean?
    * I have a neighbour who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
    clearly states she should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
    her myself?
    * This same neighbour loves to eat prawns, but feels that, even though
    eating shellfish is an abomination - Leviticus 11:10 - it is a lesser
    abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can Thomas settle this?
    * Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have
    a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
    vision have to be 20/20, or is there some manoevring room here?
    * Most of my male friends get their hair cut, including the hair around
    their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by the Bible, in
    Leviticus19:27. How should they die?
    * My uncle has a farm. He violates Leviticus 19:19 by planting two
    different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments
    made of two different kinds of thread (cotton and polyster blend). He also
    tends to curse a lot. Is it really necessary that we got to all the trouble
    of getting the whole town of Stellenbosch together to stone them? -
    Leviticus 24:10-16. Couldn't we just burnt them to death at a private
    family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws?
    Leviticus 20:14.
    I know Thomas has studied these things extensively, so I am confident he
    can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
    unchanging.
    IM van Niekerk, Woodstock
  2. Fear The Cow
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    15 Dec '05 09:25
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    My contribution to spiritual humour for this festive season.

    God's law is unchanging, but that leaves a few small posers (Cape Times,
    December 15)
    I wish to thank Steve Thomas (December 9) for doing so much to educate
    people regarding God's Law. I have learnt a great deal from his letter, and
    when some people try to defend their homosexual lif ...[text shortened]... u again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
    unchanging.
    IM van Niekerk, Woodstock
    an oldie but a goodie
  3. Et in Arcadia ego...
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    15 Dec '05 14:36
    Oldie?

    Bosse, old pal, that one makes the Dead Sea Scrolls seem hot off the presses by comparison.

    😠
  4. Standard membertelerion
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    15 Dec '05 14:42
    Originally posted by sjeg
    Oldie?

    Bosse, old pal, that one makes the Dead Sea Scrolls seem hot off the presses by comparison.

    😠
    The letter reads better than the DSS.
  5. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    15 Dec '05 14:56
    Originally posted by sjeg
    Bosse, old pal, that one makes the Dead Sea Scrolls seem hot off the presses by comparison.
    First time I've read it. Guess I don't know enough spammers.
  6. The sky
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    15 Dec '05 19:27
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    First time I've read it. Guess I don't know enough spammers.
    Or you don't read the forums enough. I am quite sure I have read it here before. But never mind, it's good, and I am sure there are others who hadn't seen it yet.
  7. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    15 Dec '05 19:35
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    My contribution to spiritual humour for this festive season.

    God's law is unchanging, but that leaves a few small posers (Cape Times,
    December 15)
    I wish to thank Steve Thomas (December 9) for doing so much to educate
    people regarding God's Law. I have learnt a great deal from his letter, and
    when some people try to defend their homosexual lif ...[text shortened]... u again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
    unchanging.
    IM van Niekerk, Woodstock
    Good stuff mate, LMAO
  8. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    15 Dec '05 19:55
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    My contribution to spiritual humour for this festive season.

    God's law is unchanging, but that leaves a few small posers (Cape Times,
    December 15)
    I wish to thank Steve Thomas (December 9) for doing so much to educate
    people regarding God's Law. I have learnt a great deal from his letter, and
    when some people try to defend their homosexual lif ...[text shortened]... u again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
    unchanging.
    IM van Niekerk, Woodstock
    I've seen this letter when it was sent to some woman - a hardcore conservative Christian radio personality. It is an oldie but a goodie.
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