Hell Rocks

Hell may not be the best place to be ,BUT, I would bet the bands that play there kick total ass.I mean in heaven you get John Tesh,Pat Boone and Amy Grant. In Hell you get 99.9% of all metal bands.
And who wants John Tesh concerts anyway???

Originally posted by aspviper666
Hell may not be the best place to be ,BUT, I would bet the bands that play there kick total ass.I mean in heaven you get John Tesh,Pat Boone and Amy Grant. In Hell you get 99.9% of all metal bands.
And who wants John Tesh concerts anyway???

Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't forget Raffi, John Denver, and Karen Carpenter.

Originally posted by aspviper666
Hell may not be the best place to be ,BUT, I would bet the bands that play there kick total ass.I mean in heaven you get John Tesh,Pat Boone and Amy Grant. In Hell you get 99.9% of all metal bands.
And who wants John Tesh concerts anyway???

Originally posted by Halitose
Who says they'll get to play there?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't forget Raffi, John Denver, and Karen Carpenter.

Originally posted by Halitose
Who says they'll get to play there?

Originally posted by stocken
lol

Yes, that would be hell for a metal band. Not being allowed to play.

Or, what if they are given all the instruments and forced to play, but no matter how they do it, it goes:

Oh, I love to love
but my baby just loves to dance
he's got to dance
he loves to dance
he's got to dance
Oh, I love to love
but he won't give my love a chaaaaaaance, no no noooo no...

That's hell. 😵