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i know someone with a cross mark...

i know someone with a cross mark...

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... on her forehead. how can we make money from stupid christians with this?

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Originally posted by trev33
... on her forehead. how can we make money from stupid christians with this?
Just how cross is she?

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put her on auction on e-bay.

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Originally posted by VoidSpirit
put her on auction on e-bay.
i don't think she'd like that... we could sell things that were 'blessed' by her on ebay though.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Just how cross is she?
it varies second by second 😵

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Originally posted by trev33
it varies second by second 😵
So we first need to fit her with a crossometer to keep up....

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Originally posted by trev33
i don't think she'd like that... we could sell things that were 'blessed' by her on ebay though.
nah, christians aren't interested in blessings, they're interested in relics. here's what you do. go to a skin specialist, have the cross surgically removed, frame it and auction it.

after deducting the medical expenses from the profits, you'll be in the hole about 50 thousand, but at least the cross will be gone!

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Originally posted by trev33
... on her forehead. how can we make money from stupid christians with this?
I believe she is trying to show her dedication to Jesus. She may make a
good christian wife for someone who is interested. HalleluYah.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe she is trying to show her dedication to Jesus. She may make a
good christian wife for someone who is interested. HalleluYah.
hehehe. you sir, aren't even trying anymore.

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Originally posted by VoidSpirit
hehehe. you sir, aren't even trying anymore.
What do you think I was trying to do?

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Originally posted by RJHinds
I believe she is trying to show her dedication to Jesus. She may make a
good christian wife for someone who is interested. HalleluYah.
she's an atheist... what's your plan b?

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because christains generally have an affiliation towards the cross... i'd imagine there's the possibility to somehow financially exploit them given that this person has a cross indentation on her forehead. the fact that she'd not a christain doesn't really matter... she can pretend if need be.

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Use her forehead like a rubber stamper to make cross stamps.