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I love Jesus Christ ...

I love Jesus Christ ...

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... I mean that long well-conditioned hair, that well groomed beard and the hippie attire and speak. He is SO dreamy, he could lay his magic hands on me anyday ...

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Originally posted by demonseed
... I mean that long well-conditioned hair, that well groomed beard and the hippie attire and speak. He is SO dreamy, he could lay his magic hands on me anyday ...
THINK HE HAS ALREADY!!

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Originally posted by stoker
THINK HE HAS ALREADY!!
Oh, and how his hands burned when he did.....

ES

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Oh, and how his hands burned when he did.....

ES
My Great Aunt once put deep heat on her husband's sunburn. At the age of 75 oh how he burned when she did...

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Originally posted by demonseed
... I mean that long well-conditioned hair, that well groomed beard and the hippie attire and speak. He is SO dreamy, he could lay his magic hands on me anyday ...
Don't let his looks fool you. Jesus won't think twice about laying his hands on anybody! Male or female! 😲 The good looks and seductive charm aside, Jesus is a real slut.

EDIT - Perhaps slut is too harsh a word. Floozy or c-cktease would have been a better choice.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Don't let his looks fool you. Jesus won't think twice about laying his hands on anybody! Male or female! 😲 The good looks and seductive charm aside, Jesus is a real slut.

EDIT - Perhaps slut is too harsh a word. Floozy or c-cktease would have been a better choice.
You're just bent since he wanted to see 'other people'.

Jerk.

ES

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You're just bent since he wanted to see 'other people'.

Jerk.

ES
Wouldn't you be too?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Wouldn't you be too?
Damn... he did say 'personal relationship', didn't he....


*ponders

ES

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sorry darvlay. I thought we could be adult with this, He is with me now.

I love using the capital 'H'.

Can I term us a 'We' with that big 'ol slutty W?