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    26 Apr '12 16:43
    is god funny? does he like a laugh? did he put any humor in the bible or is it all serious from beginning to end. has anybody found a passage that is light hearted (on purpose).
    we know god shows love, does this mean he shows other human emotions? which ones? all of them or just the good ones? do we think feels sadness? anger? jealousy? the old testament seems to say yes.
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    26 Apr '12 17:00
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    is god funny? does he like a laugh? did he put any humor in the bible or is it all serious from beginning to end. has anybody found a passage that is light hearted (on purpose).
    we know god shows love, does this mean he shows other human emotions? which ones? all of them or just the good ones? do we think feels sadness? anger? jealousy? the old testament seems to say yes.
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.


    No. 😠
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    26 Apr '12 17:45
    Originally posted by whodey
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.


    No. 😠
    he created the testicles that has to be a practical joke.
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    26 Apr '12 17:50
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    is god funny? does he like a laugh? did he put any humor in the bible or is it all serious from beginning to end. has anybody found a passage that is light hearted (on purpose).
    we know god shows love, does this mean he shows other human emotions? which ones? all of them or just the good ones? do we think feels sadness? anger? jealousy? the old testament seems to say yes.
    funny? no. criminally insane? yes.
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    26 Apr '12 17:58
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    is god funny? does he like a laugh? did he put any humor in the bible or is it all serious from beginning to end. has anybody found a passage that is light hearted (on purpose).
    we know god shows love, does this mean he shows other human emotions? which ones? all of them or just the good ones? do we think feels sadness? anger? jealousy? the old testament seems to say yes.
    At the level of what a theist will call a personal God, yes, God can be humorous, vengeful, jealous, loving whatever human characteristics you want to assign to him.
    We are not talking here of the Ultimate Reality or Brahman etc.
    So you can build your own God and play with him.
    Humanity did that for hundreds --if not thousands-- of years, e.g. the Greek gods.
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    26 Apr '12 17:59
    Originally posted by VoidSpirit
    funny? no. criminally insane? yes.
    I see a perverse sense of humor in the Bible.

    God: C'mon, Job, I was just fvcking with you.
    Job: You really got me good, I admit.

    Then they laughed and had a beer together. It's just how guys like to solve problems.
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    26 Apr '12 18:08
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    I see a perverse sense of humor in the Bible.

    God: C'mon, Job, I was just fvcking with you.
    Job: You really got me good, I admit.

    Then they laughed and had a beer together. It's just how guys like to solve problems.
    or

    god: "whooaa abraham what are you doing man, put that knife down and step away from the boy!!!!!!"
    abe: "you said, kill your son"
    god: "it was a joke abe, just a bit of fun......................but dude, your own son? whats fvcking wrong with you abe, that is seriously fvcked up?"
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    26 Apr '12 18:18
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    or

    god: "whooaa abraham what are you doing man, put that knife down and step away from the boy!!!!!!"
    abe: "you said, kill your son"
    god: "it was a joke abe, just a bit of fun......................but dude, your own son? whats fvcking wrong with you abe, that is seriously fvcked up?"
    😀

    Jesus [standing on water]: "Get a move on, Peter!"
    Peter [sinking]: "Uhh, I can't seem to walk anymore..."
    Jesus: "Are you kidding me? You can't even swim. From now on we'll call you 'rock' because you sink like a stone!"
    Disciples [laughing]: "Float, Rocky, Float!"
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    26 Apr '12 18:321 edit
    Noah: "Report!"
    Shem: "Dad, it's a mess. The pig got loose and was eating the other animals' food. We had to temporarily reverse course to catch a bird that flew off. The Grizzly Bear has been acting out. We held hands and said a prayer together, and that calmed him down for a few minutes, but then he started up again. The lift malfunctioned and dumped a raw load of animal sh it over several pens and the cleanup took hours. And we've lost track of the damn Chameleon."
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    26 Apr '12 18:41
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    Noah: "Report!"
    Shem: "Dad, it's a mess. The pig got loose and was eating the other animals' food. We had to temporarily reverse course to catch a bird that flew off. The Grizzly Bear has been acting out. We held hands and said a prayer together, and that calmed him down for a few minutes, but then he started up again. The lift malfunctioned and dumped ...[text shortened]... ver several pens and the cleanup took hours. And we've lost track of the damn Chameleon."
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    26 Apr '12 18:56
    Originally posted by rvsakhadeo
    At the level of what a theist will call a personal God, yes, God can be humorous, vengeful, jealous, loving whatever human characteristics you want to assign to him.
    We are not talking here of the Ultimate Reality or Brahman etc.
    So you can build your own God and play with him.
    Humanity did that for hundreds --if not thousands-- of years, e.g. the Greek gods.
    Kinda like Mr. Potato head?
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    26 Apr '12 18:57
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    he created the testicles that has to be a practical joke.
    Then he created men with high sex drives and then gave us women.

    Yes, he is a jokester. 😛
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    27 Apr '12 00:45
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    Noah: "Report!"
    Shem: "Dad, it's a mess. The pig got loose and was eating the other animals' food. We had to temporarily reverse course to catch a bird that flew off. The Grizzly Bear has been acting out. We held hands and said a prayer together, and that calmed him down for a few minutes, but then he started up again. The lift malfunctioned and dumped ...[text shortened]... ver several pens and the cleanup took hours. And we've lost track of the damn Chameleon."
    you can make a whole sitcom out of that idea.
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    27 Apr '12 02:01
    Originally posted by whodey
    Then he created men with high sex drives and then gave us women.

    Yes, he is a jokester. 😛
    Come down to Cali and meet women who like sex. It sounds like your wenches are of very low quality.
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    27 Apr '12 16:01
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Come down to Cali and meet women who like sex. It sounds like your wenches are of very low quality.
    my dad always told me 'if a womans enjoying sex, your doing it wrong or she's a man'
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