1. Standard memberwib
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    30 Sep '05 13:01
    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/29/southern.baptists.ap/index.html

    The Jews have already played their trump card (the victim card). I'm surprised they played it so early, but it's certainly the best card in their deck. The Baptists are trying to recruit Jews to convert and they're using the old and solid "Hey we're just talking about it" defense. Should be a good fight.

    This could get "old school" pretty quick. Could be fun. I say we arm both sides with the largest amount of military hardware we can spare and sell tickets.
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    30 Sep '05 13:28
    Originally posted by wib
    http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/29/southern.baptists.ap/index.html

    The Jews have already played their trump card (the victim card). I'm surprised they played it so early, but it's certainly the best card in their deck. The Baptists are trying to recruit Jews to convert and they're using the old and solid "Hey we're just talking about it" defense. Shoul ...[text shortened]... ay we arm both sides with the largest amount of military hardware we can spare and sell tickets.
    I have to go with the Jews on this one.

    You don't see the Ku Klux Klan reaching out to all the "Uncle Toms", do you? That sort of thing just isn't done on our Honky side of the world.
  3. Standard memberwib
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    30 Sep '05 13:47
    Originally posted by darvlay
    I have to go with the Jews on this one.

    You don't see the Ku Klux Klan reaching out to all the "Uncle Toms", do you? That sort of thing just isn't done on our Honky side of the world.
    Hmmm, good point. Are the Baptists over reaching?

    Here's a quote from one of the Baptist leaders. A typical fundmentalist busy-body:

    "We believe we have a life-changing message that we are commanded to tell everyone. We don't use force, and we don't want to be rude or offensive in any way."

    I love "commanded". Sounds like the baptists are saying they can't help themselves. They MUST go after the Jews since ya know, the Jews are just wrong and somebody's gotta set'em straight.
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    30 Sep '05 13:561 edit
    Originally posted by wib
    I love "commanded". Sounds like the baptists are saying they can't help themselves. They MUST go after the Jews since ya know, the Jews are just wrong and somebody's gotta set'em straight.
    The sad thing is that they really can't help themselves. Evangelistic Christians feel it is their life's duty to preach the gospel to as many sinners as possible. The more souls you win for Christ, the bigger your mansion on the hill will be when the day of judgement comes. It's exactly this "White Man's Burden" mass mentality that makes me want to vomit and makes certain sects of Christianity nothing more than a horrid boil on the ass of society. (The ass being Christianity itself)
  5. Standard memberMoldy Crow
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    30 Sep '05 14:00
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The sad thing is that they really can't help themselves. Evangelistic Christians feel it is their life's duty to preach the gospel to as many sinners as possible. The more souls you win for Christ, the bigger your mansion on the hill will be when the day of judgement comes. It's exactly this "White Man's Burden" mass mentality that makes me want to ...[text shortened]... t and makes certain sects of Christianity nothing more than a horrid boil on the ass of society.
    But on the up side , those baptists put out one hell of a sunday night pot luck dinner . What do the jews have , matsa ? Come on ! I'm going with the baptists just for the food .
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    30 Sep '05 14:01
    Originally posted by Moldy Crow
    But on the up side , those baptists put out one hell of a sunday night pot luck dinner . What do the jews have , matsa ? Come on ! I'm going with the baptists just for the food .
    Give me the Matzah anyday! And some Orzo salad (Sp?). Yummy.
  7. Standard memberMoldy Crow
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    30 Sep '05 14:11
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Give me the Matzah anyday! And some Orzo salad (Sp?). Yummy.
    Two words for ya , babe - Beannie Wennie . Beats matzah any day .


    PS - Couldn't they have picked a different part of the matzah to eat than the balls ?
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    30 Sep '05 14:282 edits
    Originally posted by Moldy Crow
    Two words for ya , babe - Beannie Wennie . Beats matzah any day .


    PS - Couldn't they have picked a different part of the matzah to eat than the balls ?
    You two knucklheads have degnerated my perfectly fine religious discussion into a thread about matzah genitalia.

    Good work!

    And along those lines - couldn't they have picked a different part of the beannie other than the weenie?
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    30 Sep '05 16:40
    Originally posted by wib
    Hmmm, good point. Are the Baptists over reaching?

    Here's a quote from one of the Baptist leaders. A typical fundmentalist busy-body:

    "We believe we have a life-changing message that we are commanded to tell everyone. We don't use force, and we don't want to be rude or offensive in any way."

    I love "commanded". Sounds like the baptists are sa ...[text shortened]... go after the Jews since ya know, the Jews are just wrong and somebody's gotta set'em straight.
    Let me jsut say off the bat that I am a Baptist. Frequently hunted for heres, but a Baptist none the less. Baptists today are some of the most screwed up people you could imagine. Somehow they are "commanded" and can't see how that word implies "force." There is nothing about Baptists or Christians that Jews don't already know today. Absolutely nothing, except maybe how wonderful our fried chicken is.

    I never hear of Jews bangin on our door to make us kosher. To all of them, I offer a simple thank you. From a Baptist, please hear me when I say I wish more of us were like you.
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    30 Sep '05 20:04
    Originally posted by darvlay
    The sad thing is that they really can't help themselves. Evangelistic Christians feel it is their life's duty to preach the gospel to as many sinners as possible. The more souls you win for Christ, the bigger your mansion on the hill will be when the day of judgement comes. It's exactly this "White Man's Burden" mass mentality that makes me want to ...[text shortened]... nity nothing more than a horrid boil on the ass of society. (The ass being Christianity itself)
    You sure its not just the boil?
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