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.. so that homeless guy at the corner that asked me for some food was really Him? ...

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When I get up there, it'll be...

"Eternal suffering, or Eternal bliss?"

"One minute please." (prays) "Dear Jesus, I acknowledge that I am a sinner and that I need salvation. I accept the sacrifice you made by dying on the cross for my sins. Please come into my heart and make me a new person." (turns back to gate keeper) "Eternal bliss, please." 😀

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
When I get up there, it'll be...

"Eternal suffering, or Eternal bliss?"

"One minute please." (prays) "Dear Jesus, I acknowledge that I am a sinner and that I need salvation. I accept the sacrifice you made by dying on the cross for my sins. Please come into my heart and make me a new person." (turns back to gate keeper) "Eternal bliss, please." 😀
Then you will hear "hey BigDogg, you are the guy that stopped to pull me out of the wreckage on the I60 and risked your own life to save me.. . how can I forget. Come on in pal .. make yourself at home ... .. Whoa .. wait a minute, I see a few born-again hypocrites coming u behind you. They were speeding to get to church and caused the accident, and left us all there, did not even look back.. I will give them a taste of eternal torment. .. "

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
When I get up there, it'll be...

"Eternal suffering, or Eternal bliss?"

"One minute please." (prays) "Dear Jesus, I acknowledge that I am a sinner and that I need salvation. I accept the sacrifice you made by dying on the cross for my sins. Please come into my heart and make me a new person." (turns back to gate keeper) "Eternal bliss, please." 😀
I suspect that is like plummeting to the ground in a broken elevator and believing you can be spared destruction by doing a little hop at the last possible second.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I suspect that is like plummeting to the ground in a broken elevator and believing you can be spared destruction by doing a little hop at the last possible second.

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It works for Bugs Bunny.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I suspect that is like plummeting to the ground in a broken elevator and believing you can be spared destruction by doing a little hop at the last possible second.

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Hey, can't make it worse by trying, right?!

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Hey, can't make it worse by trying, right?!
Unless God is actually Ganesh and you are greeted by a deity with four arms and the head of an elephant.

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Originally posted by Rajk999
.. so that homeless guy at the corner that asked me for some food was really Him? ...
Imagine that we're all "really Him", that might make it easier to treat everyone as you would be treated.

Maybe, maybe not, I guess.

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Originally posted by Rajk999
.. so that homeless guy at the corner that asked me for some food was really Him? ...
To be safe, be sure to give him food and not money. He might use the money to buy whiskey and become a drunken bum.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
To be safe, be sure to give him food and not money. He might use the money to buy whiskey and become a drunken bum.
Because Lord knows he won't use the money to get a room for the night to be safe and take a shower. Ron, how about you drop the stereotypes and just give as your heart leads you, huh?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Because Lord knows he won't use the money to get a room for the night to be safe and take a shower. Ron, how about you drop the stereotypes and just give as your heart leads you, huh?
Yes, I have given money many times, but I am cheap and never give more than a twenty dollar bill at a time. However, I remember one time I saw this man hold a sign saying he would work for food and I was moved to go to the nearby Burger King and buy him a no. 1 Whopper Meal. My remark was not meant to stereotype them, but to call attention to that possibility.