My Christmas tree is so big....

The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.

My Christmas tree is so big that the star at the top is an actual star.

Originally posted by whodey
The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.

Tree murdering bastards!!

My Christmas tree is so big, its leaves could have fed a pre-fall Tyrannosaur for seven days.

I don't have a real tree at Christmas. I have cats, and they are bad enough with an artificial tree in the house. I dread to think what they would be like if I brought a real one in 😲

My Christmas tree is so big the ho's in Amsterdam use the pines as vibrators.

My Christmas tree so big all the dogs in the world can pee on it simultaneously.

My Christmas tree so big it was put in Leona Helmsley's mosoleum.