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    06 Dec '07 20:142 edits
    The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.
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    06 Dec '07 21:19
    My Christmas tree is so big that the star at the top is an actual star.
  3. Standard memberNemesio
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    07 Dec '07 02:56
    Originally posted by whodey
    The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.
    My Christmas tree is so big, that even Jesus' faith couldn't uproot it.
  4. Standard memberchessisvanity
    THE BISHOP GOD
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    07 Dec '07 06:14
    Tree murdering bastards!!
  5. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    07 Dec '07 16:33
    My Christmas tree is so big, its leaves could have fed a pre-fall Tyrannosaur for seven days.
  6. lookin for a way out
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    07 Dec '07 17:46
    I don't have a real tree at Christmas. I have cats, and they are bad enough with an artificial tree in the house. I dread to think what they would be like if I brought a real one in 😲
  7. Subscribershavixmir
    Guppy poo
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    07 Dec '07 18:40
    My Christmas tree is so big the ho's in Amsterdam use the pines as vibrators.
  8. Subscriberjosephw
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    07 Dec '07 19:32
    My Christmas tree so big all the dogs in the world can pee on it simultaneously.
  9. Donationkirksey957
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    07 Dec '07 21:24
    My Christmas tree so big it was put in Leona Helmsley's mosoleum.
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