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My Christmas tree is so big....

My Christmas tree is so big....

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The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.

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My Christmas tree is so big that the star at the top is an actual star.

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Originally posted by whodey
The average global temperature increased by a full degree when it was cut down.
My Christmas tree is so big, that even Jesus' faith couldn't uproot it.

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Tree murdering bastards!!

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My Christmas tree is so big, its leaves could have fed a pre-fall Tyrannosaur for seven days.

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I don't have a real tree at Christmas. I have cats, and they are bad enough with an artificial tree in the house. I dread to think what they would be like if I brought a real one in 😲

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My Christmas tree is so big the ho's in Amsterdam use the pines as vibrators.

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My Christmas tree so big all the dogs in the world can pee on it simultaneously.

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My Christmas tree so big it was put in Leona Helmsley's mosoleum.