Originally posted by Trev33 I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
Do the virgins get a say? what if they dont want to have sex with me? Can I exchange them for experienced women? I dont want to be blowing myself up or killing a whole bunch of dudes for disappointing awkward nube sex.
Originally posted by Trev33 I promise 8 virgins in the after life.
What must we do in return. For Pascal Wager to apply, you must demonstrate that the possible down sides of joining your cult are minimal. Will it cost us much money or time, and will it offend other possible gods?
And as others have asked, please be more specific about those virgins. There are at least 8 virgins in the block of flats I live in, but that doesn't benefit me much.
Originally posted by twhitehead ... please be more specific about those virgins. There are at least 8 virgins in the block of flats I live in, but that doesn't benefit me much.
Indeed. They could be male, old or munters.
What will the virgins be doing and how often?
I'd also like to understand the exclusivity level of this cult; i.e. how difficult is it to get in? What are the expulsion rules? Is is ok to mercilessly mock non-members? What happens to non-members; are they likely to be "roasty-toasty"** in some unpleasant place of teeth gnashing?
Originally posted by whodey Is that for males only or do females get the 8 virgins as well?
Are you kidding? Females, whether virgin or not, are probably not even seriously considered for this exclusive cult. Look at cults like Boko Haram. What do you think the kidnapping of 276 schoolgirls from Chibok in April 2014 was all about, anyways?
Originally posted by Suzianne Are you kidding? Females, whether virgin or not, are probably not even seriously considered for this exclusive cult. Look at cults like Boko Haram. What do you think the kidnapping of 276 schoolgirls from Chibok in April 2014 was all about, anyways?
New cult needs members
28 Mar '15 21:19
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