Originally posted by aardvarkhome A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A god-less Darwinist approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The god-less Darwinist slowly looks around him while starting to undress and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
As an altarboy is leaving to go home, the godless Darwinist says, "See you later alligator."
The altarboy replies, "In a while pedophile."
Originally posted by telerion Hoe, I would think that the thread title, "Offensive god-less Darwinist jokes," would be sufficient disclaimer.
Besides the Catholic priests never hurt anybody. All atheists sacrifice kittens. Therefore, all Darwinists sacrifice kittens.
Darwinists eat their own babys in secret midnight rituals on the eve of Halloween . There are covens of them living amoung us . In the book of Revelations , it clearly shows that C Darwin was the prophecized "Whore of Babylon" . If you read "Origion of Species" backwards in a mirror , many passages of the "Satanic Bible" and all of the collective lyrics of the Beatles can be found .