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    05 Nov '13 21:00
    Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
    We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true.
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    05 Nov '13 21:28
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
    We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true.
    I might be out on a limb here, but isn't transmutation outside of the realms of chemistry?
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    05 Nov '13 21:43
    And isn't the OP arguing FOR faith in the unseen?
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    05 Nov '13 22:181 edit
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true
    In no more words than would fit on a single standard book page of course!
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    05 Nov '13 22:231 edit
    I might be out on a limb here, but isn't transmutation outside of the realms of chemistry?
    That is the sort of stuff that foolish child-killing commie-ists would have us believe though - yeah as if wood suddenly turns into water!! - what do they take us for!??? 🙄
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    05 Nov '13 23:012 edits
    Originally posted by avalanchethecat
    I might be out on a limb here, but isn't transmutation outside of the realms of chemistry?
    His satire and Agerg's is on statements like "prove to me that a monkey can turn into a man." Chemistry and evolution don't even say those things!
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    05 Nov '13 23:37
    Originally posted by JS357
    His satire and Agerg's is on statements like "prove to me that a monkey can turn into a man." Chemistry and evolution don't even say those things!
    Chemistry doesn't, but Evilution does. That is because Evilution is a lie from the Evil one, Satan.

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    05 Nov '13 23:39
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
    We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true.
    Warning! STRAWMAN, strawman!

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    05 Nov '13 23:57
    the point of this thread is poorly written. to equate with how some americans push for intelligent design to be taught in schools as an equal alternative (as if one needs options in science the same way he needs options in jeans color) one would need to also push for alchemy to be taught in schools, as an equal alternative to science.


    i personally would love for magic to be taught in schools. for too long have we been confined to learning physics. it is time for every physics book to have a sticker saying that the laws of physics can be bent and broken with the right incantation or reagents.
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    05 Nov '13 23:571 edit
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
    We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true.
    Chemistry is a lie of the devil. No one has ever observed these so-called 'chemical reactions'. God made all the elements just the way he wanted it from the beginning so there is no need for these silly theories.
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    06 Nov '13 00:20
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    Chemistry is a lie of the devil. No one has ever observed these so-called 'chemical reactions'. God made all the elements just the way he wanted it from the beginning so there is no need for these silly theories.
    Proof of Chemistry

    YouTube

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    06 Nov '13 02:08
    Originally posted by twhitehead
    Chemistry is a false subject. Nobody has ever observed Iron turning into Gold. You can never make one KIND of metal turn into another KIND of metal. Only stupid people would believe such a thing.
    We mustn't let them teach this to our children in schools.
    Prove to me that Chemistry is true.
    That's what you think 😉
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    06 Nov '13 02:291 edit
    Originally posted by SwissGambit
    Chemistry is a lie of the devil. No one has ever observed these so-called 'chemical reactions'. God made all the elements just the way he wanted it from the beginning so there is no need for these silly theories.
    Just google on Maxwell's demon.

    Actually, all chemical reactions are managed by demons or angels that change the bonds between atoms in accordance with the wishes of their masters. Being a chemist by education and profession (for some part of my life) I could go into great detail.

    Prove it wrong.
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    06 Nov '13 04:46
    Originally posted by JS357
    Just google on Maxwell's demon.

    Actually, all chemical reactions are managed by demons or angels that change the bonds between atoms in accordance with the wishes of their masters. Being a chemist by education and profession (for some part of my life) I could go into great detail.

    Prove it wrong.
    That is a likely possibility. God is too good to be causing those chemical reactions to explode and hurt innocent people. I never thought about that before.

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    06 Nov '13 05:20
    Originally posted by RJHinds
    That is a likely possibility. God is too good to be causing those chemical reactions to explode and hurt innocent people. I never thought about that before.

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    Glad to be of help.
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