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    Jesus taught us that worrying is a waste of time, but why considering the fact that 90% of what we worry about never happens?

    Why did Noah name his son Ham after God had banned pork?

    In fact, why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Was Moses really a great spiritual leader? After all, he broke all 10 commandments at once in one single verse in the Bible.

    Finally, why does the Bible indicate that Boaz was such a swell guy when you consider the fact that for at least half his life he was Ruthless?
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    28 Dec '16 01:57
    Originally posted by whodey
    Jesus taught us that worrying is a waste of time, but why considering the fact that 90% of what we worry about never happens?

    Why did Noah name his son Ham after God had banned pork?

    In fact, why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Was Moses really a great spiritual leader? After all, he broke all 10 commandments at once in one single verse in th ...[text shortened]... was such a swell guy when you consider the fact that for at least half his life he was Ruthless?
    Same reason you always vote Republican.
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    28 Dec '16 02:341 edit
    I know the misquote question...

    Trout

    It is the price you pay sometimes fishing mountain streams. The circle of life.
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    28 Dec '16 07:54
    Originally posted by whodey
    Jesus taught us that worrying is a waste of time, but why considering the fact that 90% of what we worry about never happens?

    Why did Noah name his son Ham after God had banned pork?

    In fact, why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Was Moses really a great spiritual leader? After all, he broke all 10 commandments at once in one single verse in th ...[text shortened]... was such a swell guy when you consider the fact that for at least half his life he was Ruthless?
    Last time I heard these jokes I was in Sunday school.
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    28 Dec '16 07:55
    Originally posted by Eladar
    I know the misquote question...

    Trout

    It is the price you pay sometimes fishing mountain streams. The circle of life.
    What 'misquote' question?

    Are we even in the same thread?
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    28 Dec '16 15:03
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    What 'misquote' question?

    Are we even in the same thread?
    No, I am just typing from a phone.
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    28 Dec '16 15:19
    Originally posted by Eladar
    No, I am just typing from a phone.
    I thought it was obvious that everyone knew you meant 'mosquito' ..
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    29 Dec '16 00:44
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Last time I heard these jokes I was in Sunday school.
    😠
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    29 Dec '16 19:33
    Originally posted by whodey
    Jesus taught us that worrying is a waste of time, but why considering the fact that 90% of what we worry about never happens?

    Why did Noah name his son Ham after God had banned pork?

    In fact, why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Was Moses really a great spiritual leader? After all, he broke all 10 commandments at once in one single verse in th ...[text shortened]... was such a swell guy when you consider the fact that for at least half his life he was Ruthless?
    Where is the first mention of tennis in the Bible?

    Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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