reincarnation & the bible

"references to reincarnation in the bible were removed"

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Do you have examples/evidense?

What about the bible and karma? 'What ye sow, so shall ye reap'!

Two dear old friends, Abner and Fred, had many conversations through their life about death and what they thought Heaven would be like. They made an agreement that whichever of them died first would make every effort to make contact with the one that was still living and tell them what Heaven was like.

Well, Fred was the first to pass away and about a year later, Abner was truly missing his dear friend. One day, when he was once more immersed in grief, the phone rang...and when he answered it, he heard a familiar voice on the line.

Abner said:

"Fred, is that you?"

"Yes it is my old friend, yes it is."

Abner was overjoyed, and said:

"So, tell me dear friend, what is it like where you are?"

Fred said:

"This is wonderful. You wouldn’t believe what I am experiencing now. The most plentiful food and lushest fields you have ever seen, I sleep in late, have a long luxurious breakfast, and then I go and make love.

If it's a nice day I go out in the fields and make love some more. I come in and have a long lunch, then I go out into the fields again and make love all afternoon and retire early in the evening.”

Abner responded:

"Heaven sounds so amazing!"

Fred immediately replied:

Heaven? Who said anything about heaven? I’m a rabbit in Minnesota!"

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter ?"
"No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing."
"In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud."
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota."

Reincarnation doesn't exist, because if it did than most or all of the aniamls today would have been human at one time. Look at animal behavior the spider makes the web the same way it did thousands of years ago, it only has aniamal instints. Humans on the other hand have passed on knowledge to future generations do you think any animal can do that? NO!

Originally posted by yav2
"references to reincarnation in the bible were removed"

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How do you know they were removed?