Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Does anybody know if CNN is going to televise the hanging?
Of course they will televise it. This is big money we're talking here. I bet
all the channels are competing for the rights already. And then there's
the film rights, and creating little plastic Saddam and George dolls for
the kids to play with. Oh, and don't forget the children books teaching
the next generation the moral lesson of all this: Being a tyrannical
dictator is all right with Uncle Sam, but deny him wealth and you'll hang.
If they don't make a big franchise out of this, they're stupid. This is the
chance for anyone with the capital and the connections to make it Lucas
big. I mean, I'm not talking a few lousy millions here. I'm talking
incomprehensible muchos money. Wooo-hooo!
Now, where's the bank when you need them?
Though I fail to see how this is related to spiritual
Oh! Oh! Oh! And it would be great if there was ghost
Saddam version, the horror version, with marks around his neck from the
hanging and a disturbingly twisted neck so that he always looks
For the bigger kids, of course.
And of course, the psychotic version of GWB. It will
repeat the statement: "Saddam's a threat! Saddam's a threat! Saddam's
And if you press his belly button, he goes: "Hmpf!
Saddam's a muslim pervert! Saddam's a muslim pervert!"
The horror version of Saddam should go: "Traitors of
Allah! Traitors of Allah!". I'm telling you, there's a lot
of money to
be made here.
Ok, this is the last, I promise. A sad GWB doll, saying:
"Where's Bin Ladin? Where's Bin Ladin? Where's Bin Ladin?"
The Bin Ladin doll will be a rarity only made in three
George will buy them all.
Yes, I have the gift of foresight.