1. Donationkirksey957
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    01 Feb '09 08:12
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

    Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
    Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
    On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
    Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

    Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
    No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
    Point and click is all yo lazy by the pool of Bethsada ass can musta
    Pass the relish, the corndogs, cheese dip and mustard

    Given a big shout out to all my sexy vegans
    All turnin this righteous brotha into a crazed heathen
    No cottage cheese thighs or dimply belly
    No time spent in front of a 42 inch plasma telly

    And all you smokas all stinkin God’s green earth
    Please give this here brotha a real wide birf
    No need to die so young of a preventable death
    Hell, why not just go do some meth

    My lyrical parable to sow some seeds of green
    BWA righteous preacher a healin fiend
    Clean up yo act and get in shape
    Give up that honey glazed suga coated crepe

    Jesus he be eatin fish on tha shore
    Neva once askin “Hey, is there mo?”
    Keepin it kosher wit no shellfish or swine
    Ain’t had no time fo flygirl big behind

    So undastand this I say verily verily
    Watch what goes in thy piehole carelessly
    For though it may be a Super Bowl partay
    Watch what be goin in yo coronary artery

    So here I lay down my righteous hermeneutic
    Betta gets some hummus from some homie in a tunic
    Wit some toasted pita bread wit lots of fiber
    Away wit yo Mello Yello getting yo ass all hyper

    Our sacramental juice of green tea extract
    Somewhat like a cleansin fo the GI tract
    Look in the mirror and if you see Hand of Hecate
    Jesus H Christ, look what you ate

    So get wit tha game and be a real playa
    Not like Oprah the diet queen nay saya
    Listen to Reverend K as he will set you straight
    Don’t be some fat ass lookin ingrate

    Fo as we know our bodies must be the temple
    Our firm hard bodies keepin it simple
    What goes in must come out
    Jesus and BWA a big shout out.
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    01 Feb '09 11:15
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

    Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
    Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
    On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
    Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

    Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
    No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
    Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
    What goes in must come out
    Jesus and BWA a big shout out.
    lol, you moved me man!
  3. Standard memberChronicLeaky
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    01 Feb '09 15:42
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

    Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
    Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
    On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
    Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

    Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
    No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
    Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
    What goes in must come out
    Jesus and BWA a big shout out.
    Amen! In honour of these eleven inspiring stanzas, I will, tomorrow, refrain from smoking the first eleven times I am moved by Satan to do so.
  4. Standard memberDoctorScribbles
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    01 Feb '09 17:56
    Pray for DMX:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486105,00.html
  5. Donationkirksey957
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    01 Feb '09 18:06
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    Pray for DMX:

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486105,00.html
    You notice he didn't get house arrest like a certain "white devil" who "made off" with $50,000,000,000.
  6. Standard memberRaven69
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    01 Feb '09 18:12
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

    Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
    Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
    On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
    Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

    Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
    No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
    Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
    What goes in must come out
    Jesus and BWA a big shout out.
    Touching. Makes me want to flog myself for my sins.
  7. Donationkirksey957
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    01 Feb '09 18:20
    Originally posted by Raven69
    Touching. Makes me want to flog myself for my sins.
    Let me hear your confession , my sista.
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    02 Feb '09 04:58
    I'm soooooo glad I spent my 6 hours before the Super Bowl doing volunteer work. I can feel free and rejoice! 😵
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    02 Feb '09 07:26
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”
    Nicely done. Do let me know when an angel tells you to preach a sermon to the rest of the world. Or maybe I'll just read this one again when the football world cup comes to SA in 2010.
  10. Standard memberRaven69
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    03 Feb '09 02:06
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Let me hear your confession , my sista.
    This morning I almost touched myself while thinking inappropriate thoughts about a movie star.
  11. Donationkirksey957
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    03 Feb '09 03:16
    Originally posted by Raven69
    This morning I almost touched myself while thinking inappropriate thoughts about a movie star.
    What were the "inappropiate" thoughts? If it was about sex, that's OK. Nuthin wrong with that. If it was murder and the movie star was Brad Pitt, there's still nuthin wrong with that.
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    04 Feb '09 02:50
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    BWA Sermon
    “The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

    Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
    Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
    On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
    Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

    Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
    No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
    Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
    What goes in must come out
    Jesus and BWA a big shout out.
    Word.

    Recc'd.
  13. Standard memberRaven69
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    04 Feb '09 06:48
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    What were the "inappropiate" thoughts? If it was about sex, that's OK. Nuthin wrong with that. If it was murder and the movie star was Brad Pitt, there's still nuthin wrong with that.
    It was about sex...however, you need to replace "almost" with "did" and "movie star" with "professor who is way too old for me" 😞
  14. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    04 Feb '09 07:04
    Originally posted by Raven69
    It was about sex...however, you need to replace "almost" with "did" and "movie star" with "professor who is way too old for me" 😞
    Godotian masturbation.
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