Sermon from Reverend K

BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
Point and click is all yo lazy by the pool of Bethsada ass can musta
Pass the relish, the corndogs, cheese dip and mustard

Given a big shout out to all my sexy vegans
All turnin this righteous brotha into a crazed heathen
No cottage cheese thighs or dimply belly
No time spent in front of a 42 inch plasma telly

And all you smokas all stinkin God’s green earth
Please give this here brotha a real wide birf
No need to die so young of a preventable death
Hell, why not just go do some meth

My lyrical parable to sow some seeds of green
BWA righteous preacher a healin fiend
Clean up yo act and get in shape
Give up that honey glazed suga coated crepe

Jesus he be eatin fish on tha shore
Neva once askin “Hey, is there mo?”
Keepin it kosher wit no shellfish or swine
Ain’t had no time fo flygirl big behind

So undastand this I say verily verily
Watch what goes in thy piehole carelessly
For though it may be a Super Bowl partay
Watch what be goin in yo coronary artery

So here I lay down my righteous hermeneutic
Betta gets some hummus from some homie in a tunic
Wit some toasted pita bread wit lots of fiber
Away wit yo Mello Yello getting yo ass all hyper

Our sacramental juice of green tea extract
Somewhat like a cleansin fo the GI tract
Look in the mirror and if you see Hand of Hecate
Jesus H Christ, look what you ate

So get wit tha game and be a real playa
Not like Oprah the diet queen nay saya
Listen to Reverend K as he will set you straight
Don’t be some fat ass lookin ingrate

Fo as we know our bodies must be the temple
Our firm hard bodies keepin it simple
What goes in must come out
Jesus and BWA a big shout out.

Originally posted by kirksey957
BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
What goes in must come out
Jesus and BWA a big shout out.

lol, you moved me man!

Originally posted by kirksey957
BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
What goes in must come out
Jesus and BWA a big shout out.

Amen! In honour of these eleven inspiring stanzas, I will, tomorrow, refrain from smoking the first eleven times I am moved by Satan to do so.

Pray for DMX:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486105,00.html

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Pray for DMX:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,486105,00.html

You notice he didn't get house arrest like a certain "white devil" who "made off" with $50,000,000,000.

Originally posted by kirksey957
BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
What goes in must come out
Jesus and BWA a big shout out.

Touching. Makes me want to flog myself for my sins.

Originally posted by Raven69
Touching. Makes me want to flog myself for my sins.

Let me hear your confession , my sista.

I'm soooooo glad I spent my 6 hours before the Super Bowl doing volunteer work. I can feel free and rejoice! 😵

Originally posted by kirksey957
BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Nicely done. Do let me know when an angel tells you to preach a sermon to the rest of the world. Or maybe I'll just read this one again when the football world cup comes to SA in 2010.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Let me hear your confession , my sista.

This morning I almost touched myself while thinking inappropriate thoughts about a movie star.

Originally posted by Raven69
This morning I almost touched myself while thinking inappropriate thoughts about a movie star.

What were the "inappropiate" thoughts? If it was about sex, that's OK. Nuthin wrong with that. If it was murder and the movie star was Brad Pitt, there's still nuthin wrong with that.

Originally posted by kirksey957
BWA Sermon
“The Body is the Temple of the Lord”

Dearly beloved, Rev. K. of BWA righteousness
Hath come to preach about ravenous gluttonousness
On a Super Bowl Sunday with all your chips and dips
Always on yo minds and foreva on yo hips

Sick as you is all sittin on yo hind ends
No exercise whatsoeva no deep knee bends
Point and click is all yo ...[text shortened]... r firm hard bodies keepin it simple
What goes in must come out
Jesus and BWA a big shout out.

Word.

Recc'd.

Originally posted by kirksey957
What were the "inappropiate" thoughts? If it was about sex, that's OK. Nuthin wrong with that. If it was murder and the movie star was Brad Pitt, there's still nuthin wrong with that.

It was about sex...however, you need to replace "almost" with "did" and "movie star" with "professor who is way too old for me" 😞

Originally posted by Raven69
It was about sex...however, you need to replace "almost" with "did" and "movie star" with "professor who is way too old for me" 😞

Godotian masturbation.