The perfect hat for STANG is of course the "SPAM HEAD" hat.
The "MISSING MILK CARTON" hat must, of course, be going to StarValleyWhy.
Now don't you guys say that the "Parrot" hat should be mine. This is not according the facts. Besides I have tried it many times but it keeps falling off.
The "Smiley Face" is the only one which seems to stick for me. Ha ha ha .......
Lucifershammer clearly gets the "Lightbulb" hat because he is clearly the most bright and quiet, selfcontrolled and longlasting bulb in the box.
The "Up-Yours" hat has become available since the marauder left the site ...... who wants to be a volunteer ? I'm sure there are many candidates.
Have you guys got any ideas who should be wearing the others ? ..... what would be your advice on who should wear which kind of hat?
... and last but not least which hat do YOU want to confiscate for participating in this most spiritual parade.