Supernatural

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."


-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Originally posted by bbarr
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."


-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by LemonJello
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?

Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.

EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by LemonJello
"i sure hope that dj2becker never uses an appeal to my authority to peddle his crap. can't stand that kid..."

-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by LemonJello
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?

Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.

EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!

Originally posted by LemonJello
"huh, my poo sort of looks like a torpedo."

--Albert Einstein, thinking to himself before flushing.

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by telerion
The best is yet to come. Wait until you take a dump. Like a rose!

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by frogstomp
smell , shape and color?

what about thorns?

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein