Supernatural

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."


-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."

- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?

Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.

EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no longer fits me, either. being saved also helped me drop a few of those annoying extra lbs around the waist!!!

EDIT2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!

Originally posted by bbarr
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."


-Albert Einstein

"I should've been a plumber."
- Albert Einstein

Originally posted by LemonJello
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?

Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.

EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
-Albert Einstein-

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
-Albert Einstein

"i sure hope that dj2becker never uses an appeal to my authority to peddle his crap. can't stand that kid..."

-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by LemonJello
"i sure hope that dj2becker never uses an appeal to my authority to peddle his crap. can't stand that kid..."

-Albert Einstein

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by dj2becker
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
-Albert Einstein

"huh, my poo sort of looks like a torpedo."

--Albert Einstein, thinking to himself before flushing.

Originally posted by LemonJello
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?

Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.

EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!

The best is yet to come. Wait until you take a dump. Like a rose!

Originally posted by LemonJello
"huh, my poo sort of looks like a torpedo."

--Albert Einstein, thinking to himself before flushing.

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

You could definitely learn from that! Great bit of self-deprecating humor, dj2.

Originally posted by telerion
The best is yet to come. Wait until you take a dump. Like a rose!

smell , shape and color?

what about thorns?

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

Ironically enough, the fathers of your religion have done exactly that.

Originally posted by frogstomp
smell , shape and color?

what about thorns?

All I can say is stay away from the CornNuts.

Originally posted by dj2becker
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-Albert Einstein

And what on earth will the tea cups sit on??? And I thought Einstein was supposed to be clever. Huh.