"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."
-Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by dj2beckerwell, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.
EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no longer fits me, either. being saved also helped me drop a few of those annoying extra lbs around the waist!!!
EDIT2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!
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Originally posted by bbarr"I should've been a plumber."
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own -- a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotisms."
-Albert Einstein
- Albert Einstein
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Originally posted by LemonJello"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?
Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.
EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!
-Albert Einstein-
Originally posted by LemonJelloThe best is yet to come. Wait until you take a dump. Like a rose!
well, i guess that proves it: GOD exists and Christianity is the only way to know HIM. what exactly was i thinking before? thank you so much for presenting such compelling evidence. why didn't you post this before and save us all time and trouble?
Hallelujah! i am saved. i feel cleaner and taller, too.
EDIT: curiously, my old belt hole no l ...[text shortened]... T2: my armpits smell sweet and fresh now!!! it's amazing all the ways GOD is changing my life!