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The Revelation of the Prodigal Satan

The Revelation of the Prodigal Satan

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Kevin Eleven

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1. There came a day when Satan didn't so much repent as have second thoughts.

2. Perhaps Satan had misunderstood the Cosmic Originator.

3. Satan told his fallen-angel posse: "I'm not into abusive cosmic parenthood.

4. "Not a big fan of love-bombing, it might surprise some to learn.

5. "Also, I'm not sure God is a Father. Does 'He' even have a package?"

6. And so Satan told his posse to hang back while he tested the waters.

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@kevin-eleven said
1. There came a day when Satan didn't so much repent as have second thoughts.

2. Perhaps Satan had misunderstood the Cosmic Originator.

3. Satan told his fallen-angel posse: "I'm not into abusive cosmic parenthood."

4. "Not a big fan of love-bombing, it might surprise some to learn."

5. "Also, I'm not sure God is a Father. Does 'He' even have a package?"

6. And so Satan told his posse to hang back while he tested the waters.
7. Then Satan got what he was asking for.

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@josephw said
7. Then Satan got what he was asking for.
8. "Look at you, my beautiful son," said God as tears ran down Her face.

9. "Sorry about that, Mom," said Satan. "Took me some aeons to see where you might be coming from."

10. "You are doing fine, my bright and beautiful angel!"

11. And then God said unto Satan, "Are you waiting for an invitation?

12. "This is still your home. Get your posse in here and we'll have ourselves a celebration."

13. After the festivities, God Herself told Her most rebellious Son: "The Son of an Emanator is also an Emanator,

14. "so please go forth and lay out your own Cosmos when the time is right,

15. "and of course you have My blessing, my poor dear free-flying Son.

16. "I can't apologize enough for the hurts that result from misunderstandings."

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