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The Truth: Jerry Falwell's Gay Love

The Truth: Jerry Falwell's Gay Love

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Jerry Falwell, while secretly trying to bring Jim Bakker back into the folds of the Church, commenced a vigorous, oiled up gay sex affair with Bakker and a young Philippino boy named DakFook. As you can imagine, the strain of being saddled up with various bondage leathers and ridden like a horse shortly after a big breakfast is enough to make anyone's heart blow out.

FACT!

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DakFook? LOL. Troll.

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Originally posted by darvlay
DakFook? LOL. Troll.
I believe his sister, DatFooka, has been sold into slavery and Falwell had promised DakFook that he would help liberate DatFooka in exchange for sexual favors. Sadly, it looks like DatFooka is out of luck.

Edit: Troll? Pot, kettle and black little buddy.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Jerry Falwell, while secretly trying to bring Jim Bakker back into the folds of the Church, commenced a vigorous, oiled up gay sex affair with Bakker and a young Philippino boy named DakFook. As you can imagine, the strain of being saddled up with various bondage leathers and ridden like a horse shortly after a big breakfast is enough to make anyone's heart blow out.

FACT!
If true it doesn't sound like love to me. I think lust is the correct word.
BUMmer.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
If true it doesn't sound like love to me. I think lust is the correct word.
BUMmer.
It's love... at least it's the same way I feel about Mrs. Peel from the Avengers. This also explains my ongoing leather fetish.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/emma.jpg

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's love... at least it's the same way I feel about Mrs. Peel from the Avengers. This also explains my ongoing leather fetish.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/emma.jpg
She looks a-peeling for sure.