blizzard one saturday night, and come sunday morning the pastor showed up at church, but only one man, a farmer, made it to church.
Well, the pastor had prepared a sermon, so he asked the farmer what he should do since nobody else made it to church. Well the farmer said, "when I go out to the barn to feed the cows, and only one shows up, I feed it"
So the pastor gave his sermon, and it took about an hour, and when he was finished he asked the farmer how did it go. The farmer said, "well, when I go out to the barn to feed the cows and only one shows up, I don't feed it the whole truck load".