1. Standard memberRed Night
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    24 Dec '07 01:461 edit
    The First Church of Atheism is here to help you:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
  2. Standard memberRed Night
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    24 Dec '07 01:47
    In the UK?

    Join here:

    http://www.churchofatheism.co.uk/
  3. Standard memberRed Night
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    In the US?

    Join here:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/about/
  4. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    24 Dec '07 02:19
    Originally posted by Red Night
    The First Church of Atheism is here to help you:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
    In karate, my group is known in japanese as the "nihon karatedo kyokai".

    "Kyokai" literally translated means "group" or more closely "church". Does that mean that practicing karate is a religious endeavour to you?


    This group does not have ministers, or any type of heirarchal structure as far as I can see. No gods, no power base, no graven idols, no buildings. Nothing. It's just a website. Get over it.
  5. Standard memberRed Night
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    24 Dec '07 02:38
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    In karate, my group is known in japanese as the "nihon karatedo kyokai".

    "Kyokai" literally translated means "group" or more closely "church". Does that mean that practicing karate is a religious endeavour to you?


    This group does not have ministers, or any type of heirarchal structure as far as I can see. No gods, no power base, no graven idols, no buildings. Nothing. It's just a website. Get over it.
    are graven idols a requirement in your mind? ...because lots of religions don't have those either.
  6. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    24 Dec '07 05:44
    Originally posted by Red Night
    are graven idols a requirement in your mind? ...because lots of religions don't have those either.
    Nope. Not graven idols. However, for it to be a religion it requires a god of some type.
  7. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    24 Dec '07 07:08
    Originally posted by Red Night
    The First Church of Atheism is here to help you:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
    And let's not forget...

    http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
  8. Donationrwingett
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    24 Dec '07 23:56
    Originally posted by Red Night
    The First Church of Atheism is here to help you:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
    Hey, that could be useful. Mail order minister.

    When my wife and I got married, because we didn't want a priest, we had to hunt down some old, retired judge to perform the ceremony. If we had some mail order atheist ministers around things would have been much easier. Heck, for only $15 bucks maybe I should get one myself. It would be good for a laugh, if nothing else.
  9. Donationkirksey957
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    25 Dec '07 00:57
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Hey, that could be useful. Mail order minister.

    When my wife and I got married, because we didn't want a priest, we had to hunt down some old, retired judge to perform the ceremony. If we had some mail order atheist ministers around things would have been much easier. Heck, for only $15 bucks maybe I should get one myself. It would be good for a laugh, if nothing else.
    Hey, as I recall I offered to perform a ceremony for you two. I am always looking for an opportunity to make my tent bigger.
  10. Standard membershavixmir
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    25 Dec '07 08:27
    Originally posted by Red Night
    The First Church of Atheism is here to help you:

    http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
    All good atheists are already a member of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    All hail his noodly appendages!
  11. Standard membershavixmir
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    25 Dec '07 08:281 edit
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    Hey, as I recall I offered to perform a ceremony for you two. I am always looking for an opportunity to make my tent bigger.
    A penis enlargement might make your tent bigger...


    EDIT: Alas... I had to censor it...
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