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What if gelatin molds were psychotic and vengeful?

What if gelatin molds were psychotic and vengeful?

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Just imagining gelatin molds of different flavors on a banquet table, which because of their particular colloidal structures might have become conscious and then psychotic, imagining slights, holding grudges, plotting revenge, all the while incapable of even jiggling without the aid of external forces.

How horrible for them!

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@caesar-salad said
Just imagining gelatin molds of different flavors on a banquet table, which because of their particular colloidal structures might have become conscious and then psychotic, imagining slights, holding grudges, plotting revenge, all the while incapable of even jiggling without the aid of external forces.

How horrible for them!
Are the molds the subject of this psychosis or is there something in them?

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Some children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices. The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of jell-o pudding cups, whereupon one child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."

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If Jake has 30 chocolate jell-o pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have?

Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...

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Hold it !

What we need is a dramatic fanfare beginning!

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
If Jake has 30 chocolate jell-o pudding cups, and eats 25, what does he have?

Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...
Ouch.

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@caesar-salad said
Just imagining gelatin molds of different flavors on a banquet table, which because of their particular colloidal structures might have become conscious and then psychotic, imagining slights, holding grudges, plotting revenge, all the while incapable of even jiggling without the aid of external forces.

How horrible for them!
Ummmmm, Jell-O is psychotic?


"not sure if serious"

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