Originally posted by Dasa
A troll will come into a forum, lets say a forum for vegetarians Ok, and they shall have zero interest in vegetarianism.
They shall plant themselves into that forum for weeks and months and years and agitate everyone for any reason by trying to push peoples buttons.
They push buttons by being crass and rude and sarcastic.
They love to be outrages with ...[text shortened]... f you do not follow daddies belief system.
There is so much more ...................10 pages.
Believe it or not, but my great grandfather actually was
He ran a daffodil production facility on the sea floor off the coast of Tanzania, when he met my great grandmother, who was a squirrel and at the time was studying to become a marine biologist.
His father, who was known for baking exquisite apple pies, naturally didn't approve of this "unholy romance" but my great grandfather didn't care one bit and decided to run off with my Squirrel-great grandmother.
So they ended up producing a bunch of Jellysquirrels and one of those met my human grandmother and they produced a bunch of Jellysquirrelhumans.
Well one of those Jellysquirrelhumans was my father, and he met my mother - a human - and that's how I came to be. 16.5% Jellyfish, 16.5% Squirrel, 67% human*.
* Percentages may be off. Not sure.