1. Standard membermokko
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    10 Nov '05 23:18
    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
    up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

    What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

    Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
    every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
    "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

    Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
    "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

    The Catholic type supports the masses.
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
    πŸ™„
  2. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    11 Nov '05 00:15
    What denomination are you if you don't wear one?
  3. Standard membermokko
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    11 Nov '05 00:19
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    What denomination are you if you don't wear one?
    Atheiest of course. πŸ˜‰
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    11 Nov '05 02:52
    lol good jokes πŸ˜€
  5. Hmmm . . .
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    11 Nov '05 02:57
    Originally posted by mokko
    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
    up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

    What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

    Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
    every shape, size, color and material ...[text shortened]... ian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
    πŸ™„
    LOL!!! That's wonderful!
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    11 Nov '05 08:16
    good joke πŸ˜‰
  7. DonationPawnokeyhole
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    11 Nov '05 16:22
    Originally posted by mokko
    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked
    up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.

    What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?

    Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
    every shape, size, color and material ...[text shortened]... ian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
    The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
    πŸ™„
    Do Christians wear thongs so they can more easily turn the other cheek?
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