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Don't sing it. Bring it.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Don't sing it. Bring it.
May I have your left hip joint please. Mine isn't very flexible, which is obviously sub-optimal in someone who does karate.

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
May I have your left hip joint please. Mine isn't very flexible, which is obviously sub-optimal in someone who does karate.
No, I need it. I use it regularly when mounting my anti-Catholic soapbox.

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With some fava beans
and a nice chanti.
fut fut fut fut fut

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
No, I need it. I use it regularly when mounting my anti-Catholic soapbox.
You can have mine. Like a trade. Mine is in good working order, just doesn't go quite as high as I'd like. I reckon there's a good 60+ years left in my hip joint.

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I need a new right foot.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I need a new right foot.
Quite why? I mean, it's only polite to explain your motives (and I'm curious now!).

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Originally posted by scottishinnz
Quite why? I mean, it's only polite to explain your motives (and I'm curious now!).
Mine is inflamed.

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Can I have your respiratory system? You can have mine; I currently have a miserable cold and am a heavy smoker.

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Originally posted by telerion
I have noted from your various avatars that you might be of a certain darker complexion. That said, and seeing as how you probably won't be using it, I wonder if I might have your . . . Well, you know. You can have mine.

Edit: Really, my wife would appreciate it greatly.
You can't keep it but I'll let you borrow it to please your wife provided that it's returned thoroughly washed and in relatively good condition. He's got a lot o' mileage on him but I've never needed any engine work and he's been reliable thus far.

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Originally posted by darvlay
You can't keep it but I'll let you borrow it to please your wife provided that it's returned thoroughly washed and in relatively good condition. He's got a lot o' mileage on him but I've never needed any engine work and he's been reliable thus far.
Why is Jean-Luc Picard shooting Ron Jeremy?

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Why is Jean-Luc Picard shooting Ron Jeremy?
Ron Jeremy is a pre-pubescent fatso? What kind of porn do you watch? 😕