Originally posted by no1marauder
Yeah, why? He NEVER gets any kudos in this forum!
And don't say you don't hate him cuz you don't believe he exists because Coletti has proven beyond the shadow of any doubt that people can hate something even though they don't think it exists. So give the God of Thunder some luvvvvvvvvvvvvv!
I like Thor, he let me borrow his hammer. I took hold of Mjolnir, Thor just handed it to me cuz he was tired of hearing me ask. He figured I wouldn't be able to weild it, so finally he says, "Ok, fine! Here is my Hammer, I call it Mjolnir."
Well, I took that puppy and started swinging it like a nut. Thor was wincing, thinking I might drop it or something. I held it in one hand and dropped it down handle first, bent at the knees like I was some kind of really cool super hero God. When the handle struck the earch, lightning shot from Mjolnir and loud thunder could be heard.
Thor was all like, "Dude, take it easy... that's really not a toy."
I said, "Oh, yeah? Well who's going to make me."
He said, "I'll tell my dad, Odin. Just give me back Mjolnir!"
"Ha, ha! I laugh at you! You are nothing without your hammer, are you Thor?" I said, I could feel the power!
Thor says, "Come on, this aint cool. Just give me back my hammer, kid".
I said, "Don't 'kid' me, kid."
Thor yelled, "Dad!!!!! Phlabby won't give me back my hammer!"
Odin came down and said, "You two play nice, or I'm going to take the hammer away from both of you."
When Odin wasn't looking, I stuck my toung out at Thor. I was laughing! Did I mention I didn't get much sleep last night?