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You know you are in a liberal church if

You know you are in a liberal church if

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1. The bathrooms are all unisex
2. The Ten Commandments are replaced with the Ten minor suggestions
3. The pastor says she is a woman but you sware she might be a man.
4. The Bible is referred to as the book of myths.
5. Praise and worship includes singing George Harrisons song written in 1971 entitled, "My Sweet Lord" and John Lenons song "Imagine".
6. The congregation can't decide on whether to celebrate Christmas, Ramadan, Hanukkah or the winter solstice.
7. There is a mural of Hllary Clinton in the church lobby.

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Originally posted by whodey
1. The bathrooms are all unisex
2. The Ten Commandments are replaced with the Ten minor suggestions
3. The pastor says she is a woman but you sware she might be a man.
4. The Bible is referred to as the book of myths.
5. Praise and worship includes singing George Harrisons song written in 1971 entitled, "My Sweet Lord" and John Lenons song "Imagine".
...[text shortened]... anukkah or the winter solstice.
7. There is a mural of Hllary Clinton in the church lobby.
8 .The outsider with a leather jacket who smells a bit but loves Jesus even though he doesn't sing in tune is invited in.
9. The idea that Jesus isn't the kind of guy to drop bombs on people is accepted.
10. There are no 4x4s in the car park.

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Originally posted by knightmeister
8 .The outsider with a leather jacket who smells a bit but loves Jesus even though he doesn't sing in tune is invited in.
9. The idea that Jesus isn't the kind of guy to drop bombs on people is accepted.
10. There are no 4x4s in the car park.
You know you are not in the new testament church at all when everybody there is living by their national politics and think it is living by the Holy Spirit.

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Originally posted by whodey
1. The bathrooms are all unisex
2. The Ten Commandments are replaced with the Ten minor suggestions
3. The pastor says she is a woman but you sware she might be a man.
4. The Bible is referred to as the book of myths.
5. Praise and worship includes singing George Harrisons song written in 1971 entitled, "My Sweet Lord" and John Lenons song "Imagine".
...[text shortened]... anukkah or the winter solstice.
7. There is a mural of Hllary Clinton in the church lobby.
... Nemesio is leading the musical portion of the presentation...

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
... Nemesio is leading the musical portion of the presentation...
He is a musical wonder among other wonders.

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