@Darv

Do you still love Dice-K Long Time, Joe?

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I could use some spling lolls.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Do you still love Dice-K Long Time, Joe?

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I've got yellow fever, she's got yellow fever
We've got yellow fever, we're in love

Originally posted by darvlay
I've got yellow fever, she's got yellow fever
We've got yellow fever, we're in love

He's got 0.00 ERA with bases loaded... but why load the bases 20 time?! He's a nightmare to watch.

"You want good pitch? No! You get balz!"

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
He's got 0.00 ERA with bases loaded... but why load the bases 20 time?! He's a nightmare to watch.

"You want good pitch? No! You get balz!"

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has he even had ONE complete game yet, after getting six million in Japan and pitching 300 pitches a game?

Originally posted by darvlay
has he even had ONE complete game yet, after getting six million in Japan and pitching 300 pitches a game?

In Japan he'd have a pitch count of about 200+
(makes you wonder why it takes 200 pitches to finish a game, eh?)

They also pitch every 6 or 7 days.

They also have EVERY Monday off.

Sports radio was talking about Japan's baseball culture, seems they are not keen on change, their greats did it this way, they're going to do it this way.

They don't lift weights, they throw till their arm falls off, and by July their speed drops about 5mph.

You also DON'T ask them to change anything, that is disrespect.

Dice probably goes home after a game, and throws another 160 pitches in private... I would guess. Creature of habit.

It was an interesting talk on the radio with a player who went over there.

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Edit! Also, the hand can be used as a knife! ...but it's no good for cutting a tomato.

If I played in Japan, I would do stuff like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8NyQifJkTg

Originally posted by darvlay
If I played in Japan, I would do stuff like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8NyQifJkTg

See my edit.

This was a generous umpire...

YouTube

(I hope that's the right youtube link)

This pitcher used his Ninja Mind Trick Skillz.

YouTube

Originally posted by darvlay
(I hope that's the right youtube link)

Yours was kids playing wiffle

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Yours was kids playing wiffle

😞

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Do you still love Dice-K Long Time, Joe?

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I heard he's been saving that Gyro-ball for a special occasion.

This was the link I was originally meant to post:

YouTube&feature=related