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Advice for Peyton Manning

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Manning is an avid animal serial killer...I mean...hunter, so if he ever gets another shot at the Super Bowl perhaps he should make his receivers wear antlers and use the shotgun formation.

Congratulations to the SEAHAWKS!
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Originally posted by woodypusher
Manning is an avid animal serial killer...I mean...hunter, so if he ever gets another shot at the Super Bowl perhaps he should make his receivers wear antlers and use the shotgun formation.

Congratulations to the SEAHAWKS!
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This just proves one position is not worth that much money. If Peyton really wanted to win a Super Bowl he should have taken a significant pay cut to allow depth to be added to the defense.

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Charges for assault have been filed and warrants issued in the case The Seattle Seahawks vs Denver Victims association. It's an open and shut case considering the video evidence. East Rutherford police were unavailable for comment.

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Advice for Peyton?

Stick to making commercials. 😉

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Originally posted by whodey
Advice for Peyton?

Stick to making commercials. 😉
What the difference between Papa John's and Peyton Manning???? Papa John's delivers during the Super Bowl.

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Originally posted by woodypusher
Manning is an avid animal serial killer...I mean...hunter, so if he ever gets another shot at the Super Bowl perhaps he should make his receivers wear antlers and use the shotgun formation.

Congratulations to the SEAHAWKS!
😀
Peyton. Your Denver Donkey's are not very good, even SF could have beaten you.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Charges for assault have been filed and warrants issued in the case The Seattle Seahawks vs Denver Victims association. It's an open and shut case considering the video evidence. East Rutherford police were unavailable for comment.
After the SF 49ers crushed Denver (QB John Elway, now Exec VP or football operations at Denver) 55-10 in SB XXIV, a joke went around: Why did Joe Montana and Jerry Rice take their next vacations in Denver? Because they wanted to get as far away from professional football as they possibly could.

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Before the start of every game Peyton should explain to his center that when he yells "Omaha" the center should NOT try to snap the ball to Omaha.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
What the difference between Papa John's and Peyton Manning???? Papa John's delivers during the Super Bowl.
Heh.

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I think folks are being too harsh on Manning, I mean even Fox news saying he's going to "loser island"... geez, and you wonder why kids then go to school and bully. set an example

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Originally posted by aroniansunrise
I think folks are being too harsh on Manning, I mean even Fox news saying he's going to "loser island"... geez, and you wonder why kids then go to school and bully. set an example
I agree. Just getting to the SB is an achievement that should be applauded.

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Originally posted by MISTER CHESS
This just proves one position is not worth that much money. If Peyton really wanted to win a Super Bowl he should have taken a significant pay cut to allow depth to be added to the defense.
I agree.

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Originally posted by caissad4
Before the start of every game Peyton should explain to his center that when he yells "Omaha" the center should NOT try to snap the ball to Omaha.
He could always yell Omaha Steaks!

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