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Without a doubt, it is Matt Garza. He has the uncanny ability to conjure up enough saliva for a substantial loogy seemingly every 3 seconds. In the span of two pitches I've personally seen him discharge over a dozen times. It's not just quantity either, the way he works his tongue like a cat with cottonmouth is inspirational, if not a bit nauseating.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Without a doubt, it is Matt Garza. He has the uncanny ability to conjure up enough saliva for a substantial loogy seemingly every 3 seconds. In the span of two pitches I've personally seen him discharge over a dozen times. It's not just quantity either, the way he works his tongue like a cat with cottonmouth is inspirational, if not a bit nauseating.
Tito Francona works sunflower seeds like a milling machine.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Tito Francona works sunflower seeds like a milling machine.
I thought his Dad was Tito and he went by Terry, Have they started calling him Tito too??

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Originally posted by darvlay
Without a doubt, it is Matt Garza. He has the uncanny ability to conjure up enough saliva for a substantial loogy seemingly every 3 seconds. In the span of two pitches I've personally seen him discharge over a dozen times. It's not just quantity either, the way he works his tongue like a cat with cottonmouth is inspirational, if not a bit nauseating.
Sorry, best spitter was Gaylord Perry...hands down!! 😛😉

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I thought his Dad was Tito and he went by Terry, Have they started calling him Tito too??
Depends... some reports call him Tito, my radio guys, others call him Terry.

If a new reporter or a reporter he doesn't care for calls him Tito he gives a strange look and says, "My name is Terry".
If the next reporter is a veteran and calls him Tito he just answers the question.

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When he used to beat the crap out of the Twins pitching, he went by Tito.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Without a doubt, it is Matt Garza. He has the uncanny ability to conjure up enough saliva for a substantial loogy seemingly every 3 seconds. In the span of two pitches I've personally seen him discharge over a dozen times. It's not just quantity either, the way he works his tongue like a cat with cottonmouth is inspirational, if not a bit nauseating.
When do you reckon he will be a Yankee?

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Originally posted by badmoon
When he used to beat the crap out of the Twins pitching, he went by Tito.
That was the Dad. The son has always been Terry....yet some screw up and refer to him as Tito. Terry never beat the crap out of anyone's pitching that i am aware of. 😕

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Originally posted by whodey
When do you reckon he will be a Yankee?
As soon as I become a Buckeye!!!

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