OK, I know some of you are all upset that your team is out. I just saw Louisville (tha Ville) get beat by NC. But the BWA wants to bring you the kind of stuff we is known for. I will offer a well-researched review of some of the cheerleading teams. It was all I was really interested in after some of the games got out of reach. God bless.
OK, the first thing I want to do is talk about cheerleadin in general. There really is no such thing as cheerleadin. Let's get real and be honest. It is like a Disney version of a pole dance. All cheerleadin is is a male distraction. Admit it. And thank the Lord it ain't all about pom poms anymore.
And another thang. So called cheerleadin is dangerous stuff. I believe that there are more injuries to cheerleaders than the athletes. They are always blowing their ACL's and breaking bones.
Let me also say something about the male cheerleaders. I can't figure out whether I'm supposed to feel sorry for them or be highly envious of them. I would never be a male cheerleader, but then again I look at where they got their hands and it ain't no damn wonder why they always got a smile on their faces. Know what I'm sayin?
OK, let's talk about the University of Kansas. You know lookin at these cheerleaders I believe that Auntie Em from The Wizard of Oz designed the uniforms. All I can say is they are just so.....Kansas. Plus, as you can see, there are way too many male cheerleaders. That ain't right.
Let's talk about Texas. While they just got eliminated today, in my book they are a final four when it comes to cheer leadin. Texas, as we know, has a stellar tradition when it comes to cheerleadin. I wouldn't disagree with those that say "things are bigger in Texas."
Let's take a look at the most unusual of uniforms. Some of the womens wear chaps. Now I tend to think of chaps as something that gay cowboys wear as it kinda highlites their rear end. With these cheerleaders it has the same effect, and I'm here to tell you that it really works to accentuate the perceived exposed booty.
This next tribute to the Uiversity of Texas cheerleaders is just too much. Here they is surroundin an old black man, which you know gets a lot of points in my book, but then they all say something like "F some whores." Sweet Jesus, just send an old black man to heaven!