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Doug Flutie wanted to try out for the Pats QB position, but he couldn't even get in the door. He couldn't make it past the sign that said "You must be at this tall to play in the NFL." Security escorted him off the premises. Back to Canada for Doug, all the way back to munchkin land.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Doug Flutie wanted to try out for the Pats QB position, but he couldn't even get in the door. He couldn't make it past the sign that said "You must be at this tall to play in the NFL." Security escorted him off the premises. Back to Canada for Doug, all the way back to munchkin land.
Pretty sure we kicked him back to his homeland of the brave and bankrupt many years ago

But we'll take Ricky again if he wants to come back and brings his papers...

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Doug Flutie wanted to try out for the Pats QB position, but he couldn't even get in the door. He couldn't make it past the sign that said "You must be at this tall to play in the NFL." Security escorted him off the premises. Back to Canada for Doug, all the way back to munchkin land.
Hey, You should come for a visit and tell us all about our munckin land. 😛

After we got done laughing at you, we would probably show you around, and you might even enjoy munckin land. Don't put something down that you don't know about.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Hey, You should come for a visit and tell us all about our munckin land. 😛

After we got done laughing at you, we would probably show you around, and you might even enjoy munckin land. Don't put something down that you don't know about.
Been there many times. I told you before, don't ever question me 😛

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Been there many times. I told you before, don't ever question me 😛
I will question you when ever you think you are going to bad mouth my home and native land, and you will like it too. 😛

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I will question you when ever you think you are going to bad mouth my home and native land, and you will like it too. 😛
I'm 6'2, so I can call Flutie short all I want 😛 It was more a Flutie and a CFL joke than a country joke. My intention was not to insult Canada.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
I'm 6'2, so I can call Flutie short all I want 😛 It was more a Flutie and a CFL joke than a country joke. My intention was not to insult Canada.
I don't know, 6'2 don't mean you could call Flutie shortie to his face, and be standing afterwards, if he was in a sour mod. 😛 OOPS I meant mood. 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I don't know, 6'2 don't mean you could call Flutie shortie to his face, and be standing afterwards, if he was in a sour mod. 😛
Well, not knowing me makes it hard to say that. Let's just say I'm definitely not afraid of Flutie 😉

But sorry I if insulted the country, wasn't meant that way.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Well, not knowing me makes it hard to say that. Let's just say I'm definitely not afraid of Flutie 😉

But sorry I if insulted the country, wasn't meant that way.
Well, my logic behind that is he is a Football player in better shape than a lot of 20 year olds even for an old man. I would place my bet on him. 😛 You don't have to be afraid of anyone though, and why should you be?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Well, my logic behind that is he is a Football player in better shape than a lot of 20 year olds even for an old man. I would place my bet on him. 😛 You don't have to be afraid of anyone though, and why should you be?
Good logic, but blind logic. Someday I will tell about who I am.

But besides that, my Flutie joke has been shot to hell. It was a good effort though. Darv won't like it, being that he worships Flutie and his Flutie Flakes.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Good logic, but blind logic. Someday I will tell about who I am.

But besides that, my Flutie joke has been shot to hell. It was a good effort though. Darv won't like it, being that he worships Flutie and his Flutie Flakes.
I am not a big Darv fan, but I was a big Flutie fan also. And you are right I don't know who you are. Probably teach Marial arts. I have two brothers in that stuff, and I think you are all a little bit nuts. 😛 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I am not a big Darv fan, but I was a big Flutie fan also. And you are right I don't know who you are. Probably teach Marial arts. I have two brothers in that stuff, and I think you are all a little bit nuts. 😛 😉
I don't teach martial arts, but nice attempt at a guess. I'm done for the night buddy, got an early morning tomorrow.

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Doug Flutie V. Chuck Norris?

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hey, canada has one really tough MMA guy..
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/UFC-and-Starnes-Part-Ways-12408

lol, remember that fight? he ran and tried to hide the whole time. his excuse was a broken foot. gee, if i had a broken foot id stand in one spot and swing like crazy, but he dicided to run around on that foot all night

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Originally posted by MrHand
Doug Flutie V. Chuck Norris?
Flutie on Norris' shoulders.

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