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  1. Standard member wittywonka
    Chocolate Expert
    07 Aug '07 05:27
    My apologies if this has already been posted...

    Sure gave me a laugh...

    Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a restaurant having dinner.
    Woods turns to Wonder and says,"How's the singing career going?"
    Stevie Wonder replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"
    Woods replies, "Not too bad. I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that corrected right now."
    Stevie says, "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right."
    Tiger says, "You play golf?"
    Wonder says, "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
    Woods says, "But you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"
    Wonder replies, "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and hit the ball toward him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I hit the ball toward his voice."
    Woods asks, "What's your handicap?"
    Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer."
    Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."
    Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole."
    Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"
    Stevie says, "Any night you like..."
  2. 07 Aug '07 20:29
    This joke is as old as the hills mate...... it used to be Ray Charles and Jack Nicklaus!
  3. 07 Aug '07 20:39
    Made me chuckle.
  4. Subscriber coquette
    Already mated
    08 Aug '07 00:05
    FROM NOW ON, ONLY TOTALLY ORIGINAL JOKES ARE PERMITTED. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
  5. 08 Aug '07 00:23
    Originally posted by coquette
    FROM NOW ON, ONLY TOTALLY ORIGINAL JOKES ARE PERMITTED. VIOLATORS WILL BE PROSECUTED.
    As long as the prosecutors are not violated.
  6. Standard member wittywonka
    Chocolate Expert
    08 Aug '07 01:16
    I had never heard it before...

    Sorry to twist your underwear...