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    11 Apr '08 18:47
    we must all stick together then this squad will go straight back up.

    glen johnson on west ham getting relagated from the premiership.

    1st player to leave= glen johnson (MUPPET)
  2. Bramall Lane
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    11 Apr '08 19:22
    "..and they'll be swinging from the trees in Cameroon tonight..."

    Ron Atkinson displaying his diploma in political correctness, after Cameroon had just beaten Argentina in the opening match of the World Cup.
  3. Bramall Lane
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    11 Apr '08 19:23
    " I hope there's some sarnies on at half time, 'cos I don't know about you but I'm f@ckin' starvin'..."

    Another Big Ron classic, this time to his co-commentator (thinking he was off air)
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    11 Apr '08 19:281 edit
    Originally posted by blade68
    " I hope there's some sarnies on at half time, 'cos I don't know about you but I'm f@ckin' starvin'..."

    Another Big Ron classic, this time to his co-commentator (thinking he was off air)
    i remember that qoute.....classic😵
  5. Bramall Lane
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    11 Apr '08 19:39
    (in a Geordie accent)
    "..if Elvis Presley walked in and ordered a chip buttie no-one would notice..."

    Sid Waddell - classic darts commentary from a nailbiting match!
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    11 Apr '08 19:41
    Originally posted by blade68
    "..and they'll be swinging from the trees in Cameroon tonight..."

    Ron Atkinson displaying his diploma in political correctness, after Cameroon had just beaten Argentina in the opening match of the World Cup.
    LOL!!!
  7. Subscribershortcircuit
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    11 Apr '08 22:18
    "Bad news for all you Rotissorie baseball fans out there. Today, Jose Canseco went on the DL with a bulging dick in his back."

    -Anita Martini-
  8. Subscribershortcircuit
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    11 Apr '08 22:22
    This happened on a broadcast of Monday Night Football.

    Howard Cosell-"Delvin Williams is a little scat back out of NoNe college"

    Don Meredith-"Uh, Howard, that's none. Williams didn't go to college"
  9. Subscribershortcircuit
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    11 Apr '08 22:25
    The question had just been posed to Mickey Mantle about the current escalating salaries in baseball since the advent of free agency.

    "Mickey, if you were playing in your prime today and you were a free agent, how do you think the negotiations between you and George Steinbrenner would go?"

    "Well, I would start the negotiation with, "George, we are about to become partners!""
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    11 Apr '08 22:28
    "Either show some enthusiasm or get fired with enthusiasm"

    -Vince Lambardi
  11. Subscribershortcircuit
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    11 Apr '08 22:38
    "Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing!"

    -Vince Lombardi-
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    12 Apr '08 03:591 edit
    "There's no crying in baseball!!"

    -Tom Hanks
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    12 Apr '08 04:05
    Hit'em hard!! That means that no matter if you win or loose a game you need to hit'em hard!! That way if by chance your opponent wins the game in the end they will feel like the had lost."

    -Woody Hays.
  14. Standard memberboarman
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    12 Apr '08 08:29
    And as they turn for home Kingston Town cant win.


    Horse race commentator calling race in Australia.


    Kingston Town ended up winning by over a length.
  15. 6yd box
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    12 Apr '08 09:05
    Originally posted by blade68
    "..and they'll be swinging from the trees in Cameroon tonight..."

    Ron Atkinson displaying his diploma in political correctness, after Cameroon had just beaten Argentina in the opening match of the World Cup.
    NO..he never said that..did he?.....😲
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