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Half a game? Really?

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So the University of Florida football team is suspending a linebacker who was caught on tape trying to eye-gouge an opponent for the first half of their next game. Sounds pretty draconian to me. I mean, an entire half is pretty severe for a guy just trying to practice some unlicensed corrective eye surgery.

Aside from ambulance chasing lawyers, is there any group slimier than college football coaches on the planet?

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No.

Seitse
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What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?

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Originally posted by Seitse
What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?
They're lawyers.

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Originally posted by Palynka
They're lawyers.
RACIST!~

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Originally posted by Palynka
They're lawyers.
This would seem to be a natural segue to an abundance of lawyer jokes (present company excepted 😉 )

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Originally posted by Seitse
What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?
They keep cutting me off in traffic, and I can't run them over for fear of litigation.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
They keep cutting me off in traffic, and I can't run them over for fear of litigation.
Simple solution for that. Paint your car to look like a shark. Lawyers won't mess with you out of professional courtesy!!

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Lulz

Do you know how to pick your ideal lawyer before going to court?

Visit one by one for a free quotation and take with you a cat. When the lawyer is
speaking, all of a sudden pull out from a bag the puss and place it on top of the
desk. If the cat attacks the lawyer, get the hell out of there: that lawyer is a filthy
rat. However, if the lawyer jumps instinctively and rips a new a-hole on the cat, hire
him on the spot: that lawyer is a vicious dog.

🙂

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A SEC powerhouse like Florida apparently thinks that playing football is more important than sportsmanship or being a criminal on the field. Doncha know they are above all that?

Wow, a whole 30 mins against Alabama, that should hurt - what, what? It's not Alabama? Vanderbuilt? Oh...

Florida can have their man-child coach. We have Chip Kelley, and we like him, and he's better than UMmmmmm.......

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