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  1. Standard member Fleabitten
    Love thy bobblehead
    03 Nov '09 00:47
    So the University of Florida football team is suspending a linebacker who was caught on tape trying to eye-gouge an opponent for the first half of their next game. Sounds pretty draconian to me. I mean, an entire half is pretty severe for a guy just trying to practice some unlicensed corrective eye surgery.

    Aside from ambulance chasing lawyers, is there any group slimier than college football coaches on the planet?
  2. Standard member Traveling Again
    I'm 1/4 Ninja
    03 Nov '09 06:13
    No.
  3. Standard member Seitse
    Doug Stanhope
    03 Nov '09 07:41
    What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?
  4. Standard member Palynka
    Upward Spiral
    03 Nov '09 10:12
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?
    They're lawyers.
  5. Standard member Seitse
    Doug Stanhope
    03 Nov '09 10:29
    Originally posted by Palynka
    They're lawyers.
    RACIST!~
  6. Subscriber shortcircuit
    The Energizer
    03 Nov '09 14:41
    Originally posted by Palynka
    They're lawyers.
    This would seem to be a natural segue to an abundance of lawyer jokes (present company excepted )
  7. Standard member Fleabitten
    Love thy bobblehead
    03 Nov '09 16:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What do you have against ambulance chasing lawyers?
    They keep cutting me off in traffic, and I can't run them over for fear of litigation.
  8. Subscriber shortcircuit
    The Energizer
    03 Nov '09 17:18
    Originally posted by Fleabitten
    They keep cutting me off in traffic, and I can't run them over for fear of litigation.
    Simple solution for that. Paint your car to look like a shark. Lawyers won't mess with you out of professional courtesy!!
  9. Standard member Seitse
    Doug Stanhope
    03 Nov '09 19:59
    Lulz

    Do you know how to pick your ideal lawyer before going to court?

    Visit one by one for a free quotation and take with you a cat. When the lawyer is
    speaking, all of a sudden pull out from a bag the puss and place it on top of the
    desk. If the cat attacks the lawyer, get the hell out of there: that lawyer is a filthy
    rat. However, if the lawyer jumps instinctively and rips a new a-hole on the cat, hire
    him on the spot: that lawyer is a vicious dog.

  10. 04 Nov '09 14:16
    A SEC powerhouse like Florida apparently thinks that playing football is more important than sportsmanship or being a criminal on the field. Doncha know they are above all that?

    Wow, a whole 30 mins against Alabama, that should hurt - what, what? It's not Alabama? Vanderbuilt? Oh...

    Florida can have their man-child coach. We have Chip Kelley, and we like him, and he's better than UMmmmmm.......