Do you know how to pick your ideal lawyer before going to court?
Visit one by one for a free quotation and take with you a cat. When the lawyer is
speaking, all of a sudden pull out from a bag the puss and place it on top of the
desk. If the cat attacks the lawyer, get the hell out of there: that lawyer is a filthy
rat. However, if the lawyer jumps instinctively and rips a new a-hole on the cat, hire
him on the spot: that lawyer is a vicious dog.