So the University of Florida football team is suspending a linebacker who was caught on tape trying to eye-gouge an opponent for the first half of their next game. Sounds pretty draconian to me. I mean, an entire half is pretty severe for a guy just trying to practice some unlicensed corrective eye surgery.
Aside from ambulance chasing lawyers, is there any group slimier than college football coaches on the planet?
Do you know how to pick your ideal lawyer before going to court?
Visit one by one for a free quotation and take with you a cat. When the lawyer is
speaking, all of a sudden pull out from a bag the puss and place it on top of the
desk. If the cat attacks the lawyer, get the hell out of there: that lawyer is a filthy
rat. However, if the lawyer jumps instinctively and rips a new a-hole on the cat, hire
him on the spot: that lawyer is a vicious dog.
A SEC powerhouse like Florida apparently thinks that playing football is more important than sportsmanship or being a criminal on the field. Doncha know they are above all that?
Wow, a whole 30 mins against Alabama, that should hurt - what, what? It's not Alabama? Vanderbuilt? Oh...
Florida can have their man-child coach. We have Chip Kelley, and we like him, and he's better than UMmmmmm.......
Half a game? Really?
03 Nov '09 00:47
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