The pro's do it like this:
They go partying one night before the big match, have sex, drink a
lot, and then they drive home totally hammered in their luxurious
cars. Once there, they indulge in a big, fat burrito of minced meat and
The next morning they have muesli and an alka-seltzer for breakfast,
then make love to their beautiful model wives, and then head to the
stadium where they deny to the journalists being at a party the day
Then they speak on the mobile all the time while the coach is giving
instructions, then they listen to their iPods while the team is chatting
about the match, and then they jump into the field pushing aside the
younger players, because they depise them... particularly because
they are "brain washed" in their opinion, while they make zillions of
euros per year.
Once in the field, they make two more calls on their mobiles, one to
their exotic mistress and the other to their agent, to discuss the
next Nike TV ad they will execute (perhaps after the match).
Then they slack all the match, until there is a free kick, they push
aside the teammates, tell them that they must shoot it (that is what
the contract with the club says), they score it, the match ends 1-0
and they are covered with glory.
That night the pro goes partying to celebrate it.