06 Oct 17
Originally posted by @eladarOr has the NFL become a league of pansies who can't play when it is raining?
Packets vs the Bears and a rain delay. Was there any lightning? Or has the NFL become a league of pansies who can't play when it is raining?
I think the weather forecast predicted lightning. It was a reasonable precaution, considering potential danger. Pansies? There's a lot I'd like to say about that. But I won't.
07 Oct 17
Originally posted by @mchillPansies,football players and fans in Minnesota who need to play in a dome.
Or has the NFL become a league of pansies who can't play when it is raining?
I think the weather forecast predicted lightning. It was a reasonable precaution, considering potential danger. Pansies? There's a lot I'd like to say about that. But I won't.
22 Oct 17
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Originally posted by @john-osmarEvidently a season ticket holder had written into his will that he wanted his pallbearers to be Cleveland Browns football players.
Last year, there was a tornado in Cleveland. The mayor asked everyone to evacuate to the Browns' stadium. He said, "The odds of a touchdown there are so slim, everyone will be safe."
He wrote that he wanted his Browns to let him down one last time.
23 Oct 17
A small boy being used as a pawn in a messy divorce
The judge asked him " do you want to live with your dad?"
The terrified boy Replies " no way my dad beats me every day"
' okay so you want to live with your mum then?"
A now sobbing boy " no way mum beats me more than dad"
The judge makes a decision " okay who do you want to live with?"
The smiling boy Replies " can I live with Eladar and his lame football team. They never beat anyone"