The Trouble Has Started

My wife is an avid Steelers fan. She can tell you more about the nuances of the 3-4 than most Sportscenter morons. Knows the full history of the franchise chapter and verse. Tonight, she started playing the Steelers songs in the house.

I will engage in no such conduct. I believe one must not count one's chickens before they're hatched, dry themselves off, turn into cute, fuzzy yellow chicks with orange feet, grow up in a cage that's way too small for them living a miserable life, until they wind up in a shallow pool waiting for some Mexican to flip a switch and electrocute their ass so they can have their throats cut and wind up as a quesadilla at Friday's that some anorexic chick won't even finish, causing the waiter to dump their plate in a trashcan and wasting my chicken's entire meaningless, miserable existence.

So I will not allow the war to begin. Not now. Not until the Pennsylvania State Championship is set. I'm going to let her have these three days. I'm going to drink heavily, lock myself in my basement, and ignore her for the next three weeks. I promise - I won't kill her or otherwise cause her bodily harm.

Either way, I don't see you getting laid. One of the few drawbacks of being involved with a woman who watches football.

He was talking about his wife, not his girlfriend. What made you think he was getting any anyhow?

Originally posted by Eladar
He was talking about his wife, not his girlfriend. What made you think he was getting any anyhow?

Originally posted by spurs73
😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

Originally posted by Eladar
He was talking about his wife, not his girlfriend. What made you think he was getting any anyhow?

Originally posted by sasquatch672
My wife is an avid Steelers fan. She can tell you more about the nuances of the 3-4 than most Sportscenter morons. Knows the full history of the franchise chapter and verse. Tonight, she started playing the Steelers songs in the house.

I will engage in no such conduct. I believe one must not count one's chickens before they're hatched, dry them ...[text shortened]... the next three weeks. I promise - I won't kill her or otherwise cause her bodily harm.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Wouldn't it be a hoot is the Ravens play the Cardinals in the Super Bowl?

Guess the theme song would be "Who's Sorry Now?"

Originally posted by sasquatch672
My wife is an avid Steelers fan. She can tell you more about the nuances of the 3-4 than most Sportscenter morons. Knows the full history of the franchise chapter and verse. Tonight, she started playing the Steelers songs in the house.

I will engage in no such conduct. I believe one must not count one's chickens before they're hatched, dry them ...[text shortened]... the next three weeks. I promise - I won't kill her or otherwise cause her bodily harm.

Maybe it's nothing but a hidden message.

Something like "either you pay attention to me or I will do the whole defensive line of the Steelers"