Q. Whats the difference between an Australian bowler and a rubber tyre?
A. A rubber tyre will rise under pressure.
Q. Whats the difference between an Australian bowler and a packet of Immodium?
A. A packet of Immodium will stop the runs.
Q. Whats the difference between an Australian bowler and a boiling egg?
A. Some eggs dont crack even under pressure.
Back to the nets for our pie throwing nancy boys for haircuts and lessons in line and length.