1. Your opponents have to call time outs to rest thier running backs.
2. When you look up at the score board you think you are at a basketball game because the total points scored in the game is 96 points..
3. You make the play offs once every 15 years....if your lucky.
4. Your quarterback sets records for a single game that are hall of fame like numbers but looses the game anyway.
5. your kicker makes all the tackles after kicks offs and/or punts.....that is unless no one tackles them at all.
6. Your team has been found to have been cheating for years, (Patriot style), but continues to have a loosing record all of those years anyway.
7. Players flee to Canada to avoid the draft when your team selects them.
I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!