Originally posted by no1marauder I bow to no man and no woman but Selma Hayek (Dusk to Dawn snake dance - oh, momma). I do not care to grovel for the approval of the average peasant on this site as my intellect and chess playing abilities are far superior to virtually all! And if you were a loyal Metalhead you'd insist on being included in the Contumelious Clan - M Coalition Megachallenge 2004; that is if yer yella "leader" will ever grow the stones to accept it!!
Explain this MegaChallenge.... Haven't heard of it. And if there was a clan for Hayek's snake dance, many clan leaders on this site would lose a few members very quickly! Everything literally went straight to hell in that movie after that dance. You'd think they would have asked her for an encore. 🙁
Originally posted by seraphimvulture Explain this MegaChallenge.... Haven't heard of it. And if there was a clan for Hayek's snake dance, many clan leaders on this site would lose a few members very quickly! Everything literally went straight to hell in that movie af ...[text shortened]... at dance. You'd think they would have asked her for an encore. 🙁
You are obviously an ignorant cur who has failed to faithfully read the Contumelious Clan Goad of the Day! For your homework, I assign you the task of reading from page 11 on where I have been trying to get yer cowardly boss to play my clan in a no holds barred match with the loser forced to observe conditions of public humilation for a one month period. Since he is too chickens**t to play himself, you could rescue what little dignity yer mangy clan has left by demanding he agree to the Contumelious Clan - M Coalition MegaChallenge 2004 immediately and offer to take his place in the front line against Grayeyesofsorrow if the yella streak down his back prevents him from playing!
EDIT: It's in the Clan Forums if yer tooooooo dense to figure it out!!
Originally posted by seraphimvulture K, read it. Fasci--*yawn*-- Fascinating.
I will add you to the list of miserable excuses for so-called "chess players" who lack sufficient testosterone to face the Contumelious Clan. At least we have discovered a new avian species: a yellow-bellied vulture!
Originally posted by no1marauder I will add you to the list of miserable excuses for so-called "chess players" who lack sufficient testosterone to face the Contumelious Clan. At least we have discovered a new avian species: a yellow-bellied vulture!
lol I would be more than happy to take on every single one of you sad b*st*rds! The only thing that's yellow about me now is my clan setting! I'm active so if there's any challenges between Metallica and your crappy excuse for a clan, I'll definitely be in it, jerk.
Originally posted by seraphimvulture lol I would be more than happy to take on every single one of you sad b*st*rds! The only thing that's yellow about me now is my clan setting! I'm active so if there's any challenges between Metallica and your crappy excuse for a clan, I'll definitely be in it, jerk.
Tell yer sissyboy leader he can run home and cry while you take his spot in the great Contumelious Clan - M Coalition MegaChallenge 2004! But he must accept the wagers of humilation for the challenge to go off, otherwise it's just like any other 1000 challenges. This one's gotta mean something, know what I's saying? I'd demolish ya myself, but I promised the Dead Man I would give him a shot at me, and besides the challenge would be unbalanced if I played someone of such inferior skill and rating. We're trying to make it interesting and my slapping down a teenager lacks dramatic tension, FilmFace!
Originally posted by no1marauder Tell yer sissyboy leader he can run home and cry while you take his spot in the great Contumelious Clan - M Coalition MegaChallenge 2004! But he must accept the wagers of humilation for the challenge to go off, otherwise it's j ...[text shortened]... and my slapping down a teenager lacks dramatic tension, FilmFace!
Why don't you wager your subscription to this site, jerk. I could actually get you kicked out of all three of your pathetic clans in one shot! Nonetheless I'll be absolutely happy to wipe the floor with whatever pathetic youngin' you can throw at me. Make sure the punishment for loss is nice and painful. Think masochistic.
Originally posted by seraphimvulture Why don't you wager your subscription to this site, jerk. I could actually get you kicked out of all three of your pathetic clans in one shot! Nonetheless I'll be absolutely happy to wipe the floor with whatever pathetic youngin' you can throw at me. Make sure the punishment for loss is nice and painful. Think masochistic.
I would wager my most prized possession, my vast collection of quality porn, that I would rout you but as you have nothing of remotely equal value as your shantys keep getting blown away by hurricanes, they could be no even wager. However, if you pester your clan leader so he accepts the Contumelious Clan - M Coalition MegaChallenge 2004 AND you replace him in the lineup against Grayeyesofsorrow, I would be willing to make a small side wager. You would put in your Forum settings no1Marauder Rules! for a period of one month if your clan lost and I would place a saying of your choice in my Forum settings for an equal period if by some unfathomable fluke of nature the Contumelious Clan lost. Deal?
You let me down again, no1. That's a stupid wager. Find something of actual meaning, jerk. I'm already going to be forced to change my avatar to the Patriots logo when the Dolphins lose to them again, so by then my soul will be so deteriorated that adding anything else to that will have no effect. Are all lawyers this uncreative or are you just special?
Originally posted by seraphimvulture You let me down again, no1. That's a stupid wager. Find something of actual meaning, jerk. I'm already going to be forced to change my avatar to the Patriots logo when the Dolphins lose to them again, so by then my soul will be so deteriorated that adding anything else to that will have no effect. Are all lawyers this uncreative or are you just special?
It's of no matter, anyway; your clan "leader" has too bad a case of the willies to wager anything as he knows his feeble-minded clan would be crushed by the Contumelious Clan. If you had a shred of dignity and/or self-respect (which I know you don't) you would immediately tender your outraged resignation from such a cowering, fainthearted, spineless paper tiger of a clan and beg for admission into the Contumelious Clan! Has I have a weakness for well- meaning dullards like yourself, I might even grant a grovelling application though your posts would have to rise above the moronic level they are at now during your probationary period of membership. Save yourself from the awful taint of cowardice that now rests upon all you Metalheads and beseech of me to grant you the honor of being in our great clan; though you are certainly unworthy, I may, in my great benevolence, choose to be magnanimous.
Mini Duel
19 Nov '04 23:55
Back to Top