@earl-of-trumps said
Wow, Torunn. You got a really classy chef to make me a cheeseburger and french fries lol
As you can see, Torunn I am a real meat and potato man 🙂

REAL men eat tofu.👍

@torunn said
Might I have crawfish instead?

I’m sorry torunn but the policy here at the Tavern is and always has been, “NO SUBSTITUTES”.

@torunn said
As I haven't had dinner yet, I would love to know what's on the menu today, such as foreign dishes introduced by our recently employed foreign chef, Lars P. Möller.

Lars stepped out for about an hour or two. He said he had some important business to attend to so he left it up to me to set the menu. As I a very keen on oysters, todays dinner offerings all include that wonderful mollusk.👍

@divegeester said
If I knew that information, why would I impart it?

Because you’re philanthropic?🤔

@divegeester said
Much of your post is pretty much a verbatim of what FMF and myself predicted that you would comment in this thread.

Can you give me the winning numbers for the upcoming lottery. I’ll split the winnings with you.👍

@drewnogal said
Good people just take a break - bad people get banned.
How many times is it for you now? I forget? 🤔

Can I “borrow” your fingers…and toes?🤔😲😉

@very-rusty said
I have no idea why you got a red thumb or an alert. That is puzzle to me, perhaps someone knows the answer to it.

I do enjoy tactics and puzzles, my rating now floats between 1300's and 1500's most likely due to playing people much better than myself and carrying too many games at a time which I've been told by higher rated players on more than one occasion. I don't loo ...[text shortened]... interested in chess in my humble opinion, unless of course they are sandbagging their rating.

-VR

Hmmmm. I’ve been here for a bit more than 2 decades and my rating is just slightly above 1/2 the 1200 mark.🤔😲😉

@drewnogal said
I miss him. He, and yourself, created the most interesting threads

Agreed but sometimes a bit acerbic for me..being the “group hug” kinda guy.👍

@suzianne said
I speak from within the United States.

I've never driven in Canada.

W
Would you find yourself driving in Canada just remember our speeds are in metric.😲👍

@torunn said
And he never came out again so I assumed he jumped out the window, with the beer, the bear and the bill. 🙂

“Well that’s alright mama”.👍

@chris-guffogg said
For the first time today I itched my ball's... Das ist gut ja...

Itched? 🤔

While I was out, torunn said she saw Elvis go into the men’s restroom.😲

@very-rusty said
Fun FACT!

The Hummingbird can fly backwards.

Hummingbirds have unique, impressive flight abilities, such as being able to fly backwards and upside down. These small birds have big appetites due to a fast metabolism, and can consume up to 12 times their bodyweight in nectar every day. They are often highly territorial and fiercely guard their own patch of flowers.


-VR

Kinda the Patty Wagstaff/Art Scholls of the avian world.🤔😲👍

@very-rusty said
You stole that from the king Elvis. 🙂

-VR

“Stole”, more like borrowed I think.👍

@the-gravedigger said
V

Vicious Sid {Pop singer better known as Sid Vicious}

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Violin🎻: something I carry in the trunk/boot of my car, for when someone whines about something.