I was asked once, “You’re a smart man. Why aren’t you rich?” I replied, “You’re a rich man. Why aren’t you smart?”
Quotes from Apocalypse Now:
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
Photo Journalist: The heads. You're looking at the heads. Sometimes he goes too far. He's the first one to admit it.
Kilgore: You can either surf, or you can fight!
Willard: Are you crazy, Goddammit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach, Captain, then its safe to surf this beach! I mean, I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!
Kilgore: Charlie don't surf!
Kilgore: What the hell do you know about surfing, Major? You're from goddamned New Jersey!
Kilgore: Lieutenant, bomb that tree line about 100 yards back! Give me some room to breathe!
Chief Quartermaster: Captain, are you giving away our fuel for a Playmate of the Month?
Willard: No, Playmate of the Year, Chief!