Blotto

i live in southern NSW,Australia.45 years old.with no have no computer skills,this is all i use my computer for.as u can see i cant even work out how to do a profile photo.i wont time u out if u ask but i will if you say nothing.i'll resign if i am beat so you dont have to go through the rigmarole of mate unless u want to or i am to close to a 00 #.i have this thing about not going under 1400.have you somthing similar or is it just me?