jimmyb270

Since leaving school, I have embarked upon a number of varied and rewarding career paths. I have travelled the globe as a lion tamer with a travelling circus. I have been a mountaineer, Arctic explorer, pole dancer at a top London night club, concert pianist and professional gambler. I once turned down the role of poet laureate in order to write lyrics for a number of top ten hits.

My current hobbies include lying about my achievements.