Us old foxes is trap-shy; especially when the bait comes looking for us. - Jed Clampett
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Jed: One of these days I gotta have a lo-ong talk with that boy.
Elly Mae: Well, how come you keep puttin it off, Paw?
Jed: I reckon 'cause the short ones is so distressful.