Must have happened to everyone as a kid
Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling you about her sacrifices in the war.
Does entertaining American troops count as doing her part?
Now Russ has taken our football in the shape of robbie I don't know what he did but please Russ we need our ball back
No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
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Originally posted by @roma45I always played football in the barge block as a kid and frequently we had a ball confiscated. Years later I was on the other end of the stick and was driven out of my first purchased home by the seemingly incessant noise of kids with their footballs.
Must have happened to everyone as a kid
Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
Originally posted by @divegeesterI played a lot for pub teams every team was the same type of player
I always played football in the barge block as a kid and frequently we had a ball confiscated. Years later I was on the other end of the stick and was driven out of my first purchased home by the seemingly incessant noise of kids with their footballs.
1) the captain in his fifties but he used to be good.
2) striker thinks he's a superstar because he had a trial with Montrose
3) managers son totally hopeless but always gets a game and wins player of the year award.
4) van owner again useless but he has the transport so must play
5) the awkward one. Has to be picked up at a different location every week normally at a busy roundabout.
5) the nutter. Red card almost guaranteed
6) the scape goat he gets the blame for every mistake even if he's at the other end of the pitch
7. Goal keeper well he's Scottish enough said on that.
8) the fat boy . Can't run jump kick or head. But he has a very attractive sister who comes to the games with her equally attractive friends. He must play.
9) the alcoholic just goes for the after game drinking session
10) glory hunter. Never ever passes the ball.
11) statistician works out why we are bottom of the league without offending managers son or van driver. That's when the scapegoat gets used.
Subs. Only get on if they are the same size as those who they replace do tops fit. We only have 11
The good old days
Originally posted by @roma45Poor Robbie !!
Must have happened to everyone as a kid
Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
Can't even thumb this post up any more.
Originally posted by @roma45we have you, the shuttlecock
Must have happened to everyone as a kid
Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
Originally posted by @lemondropYou should take a nap.
we have you, the shuttlecock
You know ....
To go with the nice dream you are having. 😀
Originally posted by @lemondropPity you can't play in the upcoming father and son badminton championship.
we have you, the shuttlecock
Originally posted by @roma45you have a son who no doubt despises you
Pity you can't play in the upcoming father and son badminton championship.
so who are you going to get as a partner?
some cream puff off the street?
better, I suppose for you
than that little coward who calls you dad
Originally posted by @lemondropI have two sons actually and a dad
you have a son who no doubt despises you
so who are you going to get as a partner?
some cream puff off the street?
better, I suppose for you
than that little coward who calls you dad
Unlike the half orphan black firing lemon.
Now why not let chaney out to play go on switch accounts quickly
Originally posted by @roma45do your sons take turns mocking you?
I have two sons actually and a dad
Unlike the half orphan black firing lemon.
Now why not let chaney out to play go on switch accounts quickly
they could not possibly have respect for you?
you are not a shuttlecock after all
you are a ping pong ball
batted around by your limp wrist sons
Originally posted by @lemondropEven by your standard that's really poor attempt.
do your sons take turns mocking you?
they could not possibly have respect for you?
you are not a shuttlecock after all
you are a ping pong ball
batted around by your limp wrist sons
I would bet my life savings my youngest would boot unconscious my eldest would thrash you at chess
Why the mood?.
No butt to kiss any more since your master left?
Go on bring out chaney
Originally posted by @roma45why the mood?
Even by your standard that's really poor attempt.
I would bet my life savings my youngest would boot unconscious my eldest would thrash you at chess
Why the mood?.
No butt to kiss any more since your master left?
Go on bring out chaney
you created the mood with you cheap shots at my father
you want to bring family into our disputes
fine
let's get it on
Originally posted by @lemondropWhat I start a thread wanting robbie unbanned
why the mood?
you created the mood with you cheap shots at my father
you want to bring family into our disputes
fine
let's get it on
I have sent feedback
What have you done?
Don't know what robbie did but it's grossly unfair while the engine users run free on page one
Obviously going by the thumps down in original post no one wants him unbanned.
Look after yourself and your other account(s)
Two faced weasel