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  1. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 09:22
    Must have happened to everyone as a kid
    Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
    Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
    It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
    Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling you about her sacrifices in the war.
    Does entertaining American troops count as doing her part?

    Now Russ has taken our football in the shape of robbie I don't know what he did but please Russ we need our ball back
    No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
  2. 07 Oct '17 10:05 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Must have happened to everyone as a kid
    Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
    Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
    It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
    Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
    No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
    I always played football in the barge block as a kid and frequently we had a ball confiscated. Years later I was on the other end of the stick and was driven out of my first purchased home by the seemingly incessant noise of kids with their footballs.
  3. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 11:05
    Originally posted by @divegeester
    I always played football in the barge block as a kid and frequently we had a ball confiscated. Years later I was on the other end of the stick and was driven out of my first purchased home by the seemingly incessant noise of kids with their footballs.
    I played a lot for pub teams every team was the same type of player
    1) the captain in his fifties but he used to be good.
    2) striker thinks he's a superstar because he had a trial with Montrose
    3) managers son totally hopeless but always gets a game and wins player of the year award.
    4) van owner again useless but he has the transport so must play
    5) the awkward one. Has to be picked up at a different location every week normally at a busy roundabout.
    5) the nutter. Red card almost guaranteed
    6) the scape goat he gets the blame for every mistake even if he's at the other end of the pitch
    7. Goal keeper well he's Scottish enough said on that.
    8) the fat boy . Can't run jump kick or head. But he has a very attractive sister who comes to the games with her equally attractive friends. He must play.
    9) the alcoholic just goes for the after game drinking session
    10) glory hunter. Never ever passes the ball.
    11) statistician works out why we are bottom of the league without offending managers son or van driver. That's when the scapegoat gets used.

    Subs. Only get on if they are the same size as those who they replace do tops fit. We only have 11

    The good old days
  4. 07 Oct '17 11:34
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Must have happened to everyone as a kid
    Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
    Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
    It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
    Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
    No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
    Poor Robbie !!
    Can't even thumb this post up any more.
  5. Subscriber Very Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    07 Oct '17 12:59 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @mghrn55
    Poor Robbie !!
    Can't even thumb this post up any more.
    I say "Good Riddance"!!!

    -VR
  6. 07 Oct '17 16:08
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Must have happened to everyone as a kid
    Enjoying a nice game of football jerseys for goals.
    Them someone kicks the ball into the neighbour from hell's garden.
    It's like they are waiting for it quick as a flash the old git takes the ball inside
    Drawing straws to see who Knicks on her door you know it's a waste of time. Get met by a load of abuse telling ...[text shortened]... k
    No fun kicking the flunkies about far too easy even chaney can't show his ugly face in here.
    we have you, the shuttlecock
  7. 07 Oct '17 16:10
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    we have you, the shuttlecock
    You should take a nap.
    You know ....
    To go with the nice dream you are having.
  8. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 16:31
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    we have you, the shuttlecock
    Pity you can't play in the upcoming father and son badminton championship.
  9. 07 Oct '17 16:33
    Originally posted by @mghrn55
    You should take a nap.
    You know ....
    To go with the nice dream you are having.
    you're getting very vanilla
    I can see why you are on vacation
  10. 07 Oct '17 17:10 / 1 edit
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Pity you can't play in the upcoming father and son badminton championship.
    you have a son who no doubt despises you
    so who are you going to get as a partner?
    some cream puff off the street?
    better, I suppose for you
    than that little coward who calls you dad
  11. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 17:34
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    you have a son who no doubt despises you
    so who are you going to get as a partner?
    some cream puff off the street?
    better, I suppose for you
    than that little coward who calls you dad
    I have two sons actually and a dad
    Unlike the half orphan black firing lemon.

    Now why not let chaney out to play go on switch accounts quickly
  12. 07 Oct '17 17:39
    Originally posted by @roma45
    I have two sons actually and a dad
    Unlike the half orphan black firing lemon.

    Now why not let chaney out to play go on switch accounts quickly
    do your sons take turns mocking you?
    they could not possibly have respect for you?
    you are not a shuttlecock after all
    you are a ping pong ball
    batted around by your limp wrist sons
  13. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 17:43
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    do your sons take turns mocking you?
    they could not possibly have respect for you?
    you are not a shuttlecock after all
    you are a ping pong ball
    batted around by your limp wrist sons
    Even by your standard that's really poor attempt.
    I would bet my life savings my youngest would boot unconscious my eldest would thrash you at chess

    Why the mood?.
    No butt to kiss any more since your master left?


    Go on bring out chaney
  14. 07 Oct '17 17:50
    Originally posted by @roma45
    Even by your standard that's really poor attempt.
    I would bet my life savings my youngest would boot unconscious my eldest would thrash you at chess

    Why the mood?.
    No butt to kiss any more since your master left?


    Go on bring out chaney
    why the mood?
    you created the mood with you cheap shots at my father
    you want to bring family into our disputes
    fine
    let's get it on
  15. Subscriber roma45online
    st johnstone
    07 Oct '17 17:59
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    why the mood?
    you created the mood with you cheap shots at my father
    you want to bring family into our disputes
    fine
    let's get it on
    What I start a thread wanting robbie unbanned
    I have sent feedback
    What have you done?

    Don't know what robbie did but it's grossly unfair while the engine users run free on page one

    Obviously going by the thumps down in original post no one wants him unbanned.

    Look after yourself and your other account(s)
    Two faced weasel