2010 Prose Competition

Could we change the topic to "Nigerian Self-Love" ?

The post that was quoted here has been removed

But when we read that sorry tale we will instantly know who wrote it...

Originally posted by Gatecrasher
I suggest the Satanic prose should be exactly 666 words, whereas the no topic prose is up to 750 words. And be strict on it.

How do you count words? Meaning do one and two letter words count as a word? I believe in typing they are ignored as words.

P-

Originally posted by Phlabibit
How do you count words? Meaning do one and two letter words count as a word? I believe in typing they are ignored as words.

P-

It is ok to do if we do so.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
How do you count words? Meaning do one and two letter words count as a word? I believe in typing they are ignored as words.

P-

That would make sense if measuring typing speed was an important factor in writing prose.

I prefer the method whereby a word is a grouping of one or more letters, written singly or consecutively, on its own, or side by side without intervening spaces or punctuation. Call me old fashioned.

The post that was quoted here has been removed

Who are the judges in this debacle?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Who are the judges in this debacle?

I knew you were lurking here somewhere.

The post that was quoted here has been removed

I entered sugar cheeks, check your gmail. Let me know if rev 2 isn't there, I was loaded when I sent off my first pass.

I don't know why I entered, you talentless hacks have all your taste in your mouth. My work will remain synonymous with misunderstood brilliance.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I knew you were lurking here somewhere.

You're one of the few redeeming attributes this site has to offer. Catfoodtimmytard is certainly not raising the property values around these parts.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
You're one of the few redeeming attributes this site has to offer. Catfoodtimmytard is certainly not raising the property values around these parts.

You missed me, eh?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I entered sugar cheeks, check your gmail. Let me know if rev 2 isn't there, I was loaded when I sent off my first pass.

I don't know why I entered, you talentless hacks have all your taste in your mouth. My work will remain synonymous with misunderstood brilliance.

Now tell us what you wrote, Knuckles, like Tim said.