Comedy Thread

I thought this might exist somewhere, but I couldn't find it...

Blind Pilot Joke

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/189.html

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Kevin James Stand-Up

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(volume is low, but still pretty good)

I have Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Steve Harvey and Bill Hicks clips that are hilarious (but being the kind of comedians they don't filter out the "bad" words, so watch at your own discretion:

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thanks for the clips!

Talking Dog Joke:

http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=847

I posted these over in a Chuck Norris thread, thought I might re-post them here...

Chuck Norris Jokes:

http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

from the "You can't make this up" Department

Thai Police and Hello Kitty

http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/10/312420.aspx

Originally posted by r99pawn77
from the "You can't make this up" Department

Thai Police and Hello Kitty

http://worldblog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/08/10/312420.aspx

Well, they could just cut off the little finger like in the Mafia🙂

I'm from Jersey, from about 3 miles from Elizabeth, where the Decavalcante crime family was (the family that was the basis of the Soprano's).

My friend's Dad was a trucker. The boss..I think his name was something like Big Pete, tried to get him to work for him. This is back in the early 60's or something. So, my friend's Dad just yells at the guy. And he just backs off. Not exactly the way they describe things in the movies. Not that the boss wasn't tough, I think he just respected "civilians" who stood up for themselves.

Anyway, everyone around here has tons of Mafia stories. In real life? Yeah, they are some pretty creepy folks...

Ok....here's one story. I was working with this band guy on some comedy performances. He's Italian. I get invited to his Christmas party. His uncle is there, a mob guy. He starts talking to me. Now, from my experience, when a mob guy starts talking to you, you basically just shut up and listen and hope the conversation ends soon.

So, this guy goes up to me and says, "You know what the %$#@ problem is wit dis society?" I shrugged. He goes, "them %$#@ deer huggers." He was referring to this proposed deer hunt. He thought the animal lovers trying to stop the hunt were "the problem wit society." So, apparently, loansharking, extortion and murder are just fine in his book....but if you try to stop a deer from being killed...well, then you are a ^%$#@ ^%$$@ ^%$#@

True story....

Coolidge joke

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100109104004AAv2ozq

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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

from:

http://www.prelovac.com/vladimir/winston-churchill-quotes

Robin Williams - Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen

YouTube

Originally posted by r99pawn77
Coolidge joke

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100109104004AAv2ozq

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The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

from:

http://www.prelovac.com/vladimir/winston-churchill-quotes

The Churchill/Astor exchange is a classic! Did he really come up with that on the spot?

you know, that stuff is usually just myth, but with Churchill I really wouldn't doubt it. Guy was a real character. Supposedly, they said about Lincoln that however funny he was in text, it was nothing like he was personally. In real life he probably had professional comedy chops. I guess that is how you survive a wife like his (uh...don't tell my wife I just wrote that!!)

for July 4th...

the humor of Abraham Lincoln:

http://www.angelfire.com/my/abrahamlincoln/Humor.html

Computer Stupidities

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

Stand-Up ---- Brian Regan

YouTube

clip is not bad...but this guy's entire set is great...

Chess jokes

http://www.chessebook.com/anekdoty.php

kind of cheesy, but at least they are about chess...