Haiku

A very still world
white, soft, beautiful new snow
tree limbs lean downward.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
A very still world
white, soft, beautiful new snow
tree limbs lean downward.

Lasers can melt snow
FACT. Be careful where you look.
Oh ow! Don't look THERE!

Originally posted by orangutan
Lasers can melt snow
FACT. Be careful where you look.
Oh ow! Don't look THERE!

Lasers see through clothes
FACT. I see your underwear
Interesting sheep.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Lasers see through clothes
FACT. I see your underwear
Interesting sheep.

He got rid of the
Teletubbies underwear?
It's a sad, sad day. 😳

Brownish watery product
nausea fragrance around
too much chili con carne.

Games waiting: zero
Too many fora. No chess.
Prose comp apathy.

I wanted flowers
Instead, my love gave me rocks.
I'm not a stoner!

Eight pages of poems
All pertaining to Haiku
Sheesh! All that reading

Originally posted by Seitse
Brownish watery product
nausea fragrance around
too much chili con carne.

That is disgusting
Too much excretion data
Stop the poopy stuff

Originally posted by RDM
That is disgusting
Too much excretion data
Stop the poopy stuff

You poop, I poop
everybody poops
stop the hypocrisy

Originally posted by Seitse
You poop, I poop
everybody poops
stop the hypocrisy

Haiku is microwave poetry
for the artistically impaired
poop is good haiku material

My rating rises
Then my rating hits the ground
Curse my poor playing!

Originally posted by Badwater
My rating rises
Then my rating hits the ground
Curse my poor playing!

I need new glasses
At first I thought your name said
Bed Wetter. My bad!

Originally posted by Seitse
Haiku is microwave poetry
for the artistically impaired
poop is good haiku material

ZORRO! Work on your
syllables and your subjects
they are smelly bombs.

Originally posted by pawnhandler
I need new glasses
At first I thought your name said
Bed Wetter. My bad!

This needs to be fixed.
In the last line, please replace
The "a" with an "e".